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2008-05-13 16:40 < Alkivar> What's the difference betwenn Pope John Paul II and Maddie McCann?
2008-05-13 16:40 < denelson83> dunno, what?
2008-05-13 16:40 < Alkivar> The Pope died a virgin.
2008-05-13 16:41 < denelson83> !!!!!!!!!!!!
2008-05-13 16:41 < Alkivar> lol
2008-05-13 16:41 < denelson83> !!!!!oneoneeleventypi
2008-05-13 16:41 < Dendodge> oh!
2008-05-13 16:41 < Dendodge> Bad joke!
2008-05-13 16:41 < Dendodge> :O
2008-05-13 16:41 < Alkivar> sikipedia FTW
2008-05-13 16:41 < denelson83> FTW?
2008-05-13 16:41 < Alkivar> http://www.sickipedia.org/
2008-05-13 16:41 < Alkivar> FOR THE WIN!
2008-05-13 16:41 < denelson83> oh
2008-05-13 16:42 * denelson83 does not understand that saying in that context
2008-05-13 16:42 < denelson83> Some kind of Hollywood Squares reference?
2008-05-13 16:42 < Alkivar> My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
2008-05-13 16:42 < Alkivar> We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead.
2008-05-13 16:42 * Dendodge gives anything with a penis as its favicon a wide berth
2008-05-13 16:43 < denelson83> Dendodge: o_O;;
2008-05-13 16:43 < Alkivar> oh man this site has some great bad jokes
2008-05-13 16:43 < Alkivar> My girlfriend said I've got the biggest cock she'd ever seen,
2008-05-13 16:43 < Alkivar> That's one of the benefits of going out with a 10 year old.
2008-05-13 16:43 < Working_Cat> ouch
2008-05-13 16:43 < Alkivar> *rimshot*
2008-05-13 16:43 * Working_Cat leaves.
2008-05-13 16:43 < Sky2042> Alkivar: lol.
2008-05-13 16:43 < Alkivar> i'm dyin at some of these jokes
2008-05-13 16:44 < Alkivar> Zebo, a half blind 5 year old African orphan has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes.
2008-05-13 16:44 < Alkivar> Please give just a small donation of 2 pounds and we will send you the video it's fucking hilarious!!!
2008-05-13 16:45 < denelson83> Alk: TMI
2008-05-13 16:45 < Alkivar> lol
2008-05-13 16:45 < Alkivar> What's the population of Austria?
2008-05-13 16:46 < Alkivar> About twice as many as you'd think
2008-05-13 16:46 < Alkivar> *rimshot*
2008-05-13 16:55 < VegaDark> i don't get the austria one
2008-05-13 16:55 < Alkivar> basement prisoners
2008-05-13 16:55 < Alkivar> nuff said
2008-05-13 16:55 < VegaDark> oh rofl
2008-05-13 16:56 < VegaDark> god that is a bad joke
2008-05-13 16:56 < snowolf> Don't make me say what I think
2008-05-13 16:56 < Alkivar> oh please do
2008-05-13 16:57 < Alkivar> i find these jokes horrible... but i love schadenfreude
2008-05-13 16:58 < gwern> ' Chatting with designers trying to make pan-territory games, they describe a Korean gamer's bemusement when presented with a game like Gears of War: "Why am I controlling the bad guy?"'
2008-05-13 16:58 < Sky2042> lol....
2008-05-13 16:59 < Alkivar> Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
2008-05-13 17:00 < gwern> Alkivar: zing
2008-05-13 17:02 < denelson83> Alkivar: WHAT?!
2008-05-13 17:02 < quanticle> denelson83: Just think about it a little.
2008-05-13 17:02 < quanticle> denelson83: Gang rape is enjoyable for the rapists, no?
2008-05-13 17:03 < Demi> it does remind me about the kids in the hall sketch about anal probes
2008-05-13 17:03 < quanticle> Demi: What's that?
2008-05-13 17:04 < Alkivar> What do spinach and anal sex have in common?
2008-05-13 17:04 < quanticle> Alkivar: Little kids hate them both?
2008-05-13 17:04 < Alkivar> If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
2008-05-13 17:04 < Alkivar> pretty close dude
2008-05-13 17:04 < Alkivar> lol
2008-05-13 17:04 < quanticle> Alkivar: I was close.
2008-05-13 17:05 < Alkivar> man sickipedia just offended me even... i love this site!
2008-05-13 17:06 < Alkivar> "What's white and doesnt work"
2008-05-13 17:06 < Alkivar> "Half the US"
2008-05-13 17:06 < quanticle> Alkivar: What's yellow and works too hard?
2008-05-13 17:06 < quanticle> The entire population of China.
2008-05-13 17:06 < Alkivar> an asian hooker?
2008-05-13 17:06 < quanticle> Alkivar: That too.
2008-05-13 17:06 < Demi> wikipedia actually mentions it in the kids in the hall article: "Another sketch dealt with the musings of two aliens conducting anal probes on humans, wondering "What's the point of it all? Why does the great leader have us do this?" and reflecting that perhaps the great leader was a "twisted ass freak"."
2008-05-13 17:06 < Golbez> "Myanmar's government seems unaware of the scope of the death and destruction Cyclone Nargis wrought on the country more than a week ago, a U.S. military commander said Tuesday."
2008-05-13 17:07 < Alkivar> Golbez: oh thats because most of their leaders dont give a rats ass about anyone but themselves
2008-05-13 17:07 < Golbez> I am generally, now, against the Iraq war, but I would wholly support a regime change war in Burma right now.
2008-05-13 17:07 < quanticle> Golbez: Absolute dictatorships tend to be like that.
2008-05-13 17:07 < Golbez> Alkivar- also:
2008-05-13 17:07 < Demi> that's not very libertarian of you
2008-05-13 17:07 < Golbez> "... angry government officials told him that high-energy biscuits rushed into Myanmar on the World Food Program's first flights were sent to a military warehouse. ... [H]e told AP that the biscuits were exchanged for what officials said were "tasteless and low-quality" biscuits produced by the Industry Ministry."
2008-05-13 17:07 < quanticle> Golbez: Stalin was "unaware" of the twenty million he killed via famine due to Lysenko's experiments.
2008-05-13 17:08 < Alkivar> i cant believe they think that the fucking Red Cross would destabilize their govt by coming in to help
2008-05-13 17:08 < Alkivar> i mean seriously
2008-05-13 17:08 < quanticle> Golbez: Well, that's Marxism for you. Always thinking their products are the best, always going for autarky.
2008-05-13 17:08 < Alkivar> quanticle: Lysenko's Experiments?
2008-05-13 17:08 < Demi> myanmar officials should do everything they can to exclude any kind of aid from foreign countries, or provied any aid of their own, and allow those strapping individualists to act in their enlightenend self-interest without government interference.
2008-05-13 17:08 < Alkivar> forgive me for not knowing that bit of history
2008-05-13 17:08 < Golbez> Demi- haw i get it you're mocking libertarianism
2008-05-13 17:08 < NotASpy> the UN are apparently considering entering Burma in order to provide relief for those who need it.
2008-05-13 17:09 < Demi> Golbez - randianosity, a bit, as well
2008-05-13 17:09 < Golbez> except that you forget that juche and libertarianism are complete opposites. :P
2008-05-13 17:09 < Alkivar> NotASpy: yeah that info was released Sunday i think
2008-05-13 17:09 < Golbez> Demi- oh, well, then by all means, continue
2008-05-13 17:09 < ThePolecat> yea, if they'd allow a teeming, free high-energy biscuit industry...
2008-05-13 17:09 < quanticle> Alkivar: Lysenko was a Soviet biologist who had a rather... alternative view of evolution. Stalin chose to view Lysenko's views as correct, leading to crop failure and famine as Lysenko's theories didn't pan out.
2008-05-13 17:09 < Golbez> randism's objection to charity is mindless
2008-05-13 17:10 < Golbez> though if you're going to do a proper mockery, don't bring juche into it
2008-05-13 17:10 < quanticle> Golbez: Yeah. That was one of the factors that actually turned me away from Rand's ideology.
2008-05-13 17:10 < Golbez> "myanmar officials should do everything they can to exclude any kind of aid from foreign countries" try again!
2008-05-13 17:11 < quanticle> Golbez: I never understood why it was "wrong" for me to give aid to those less fortunate than me. I mean, it is my money (according to Rand).
2008-05-13 17:11 < Golbez> quanticle- that has all to do with the objectivist metaphysics, or ... some ... crap, i dunno what that shit is about
2008-05-13 17:11 < quanticle> Golbez: Its that kind of seeping internal inconsistency that led me away from Objectivism.
2008-05-13 17:11 < Golbez> I prefer a wholly subjective, physical existence.
2008-05-13 17:12 < Demi> i prefer people don't come up to my house and ask me for money
2008-05-13 17:12 * quanticle never understood the difference between Objectivism and other philosophies. I mean, the whole structure is so poorly defined, its hard to tell what exactly Rand endorses.
2008-05-13 17:12 * ThePolecat learnt from Ayn Rand that blonde, strong, beautiful men should lead the way.
2008-05-13 17:12 < Demi> i consider it an insult. i give them a little lecture about how they're implicitly denigrating my ability to go find people to give my money to.
2008-05-13 17:12 < Golbez> i prefer you don't vote for people who send other people to come up to my house and take my money without permission :|
2008-05-13 17:12 < ThePolecat> Nothing that Goebbels didn't tell me already.
2008-05-13 17:12 < quanticle> ThePolecat: ORLY? I thought Rearden had brown hair.
2008-05-13 17:12 < Golbez> ThePolecat- Haha
2008-05-13 17:13 * quanticle wonders how old ThePolecat is.
2008-05-13 17:13 < Golbez> I have yet to actually read Atlas Shrugged, but I think I can already count Ellis Wyatt as one of my literary heroes. That guy had it figured out.
2008-05-13 17:13 < ThePolecat> Seriously, I think she just wanted to look up to a perfect alpha-male and built a philosophy around that.
2008-05-13 17:13 < quanticle> Golbez: Really? Why's that?
2008-05-13 17:13 < Golbez> wyattoil.com !
2008-05-13 17:14 < Golbez> quanticle- because that's the proper response to appropriation
2008-05-13 17:14 * ThePolecat dislikes all art that shows a perfect man persecuted because of his perfection by more mediocre people.
2008-05-13 17:14 < ThePolecat> That's pretty much all Ayn Rand's fiction is about
2008-05-13 17:14 < Demi> ThePolecat - what if they have a sexy scar or something?
2008-05-13 17:14 < Golbez> if my work is going to be nationalized, i will destroy my work. As Wyatt said, "I'm leaving it as I found it. It's yours."
2008-05-13 17:14 * Aqwis is mediocre and proud of it
2008-05-13 17:14 < Aqwis> haw haw
2008-05-13 17:15 < ThePolecat> oh, at least that dude isn't a victim, that's even more unbearable
2008-05-13 17:15 < ThePolecat> it's the basic structure of all propaganda though.
2008-05-13 17:16 < Golbez> I feel that way about this talk about 'windfall profits tax' on the oil companies. Let's say a law were passed declaring that all profits from my company were to go to the federal treasury. I would sooner destroy it than give in to that. Would they then prosecute me for closing my own business? They are better off that I exist making obscene profits, than if I did not exist at all.
2008-05-13 17:16 < quanticle> wyattoil.com is epic.
2008-05-13 17:16 < Golbez> isn't it though
2008-05-13 17:16 < ThePolecat> everyone wants to be a victim of persecution for jealousy because of their utter perfection
2008-05-13 17:17 < quanticle> Golbez: That's one of the reasons I'm beginning to change my mind about this kooky gas tax repeal they're talking about.
2008-05-13 17:17 < quanticle> Golbez: A gas tax repeal wouldn't do as much damage as a windfall profits tax.
2008-05-13 17:17 < ThePolecat> that's economic blackmail from a job market perspective, but of course one can very well do that.
2008-05-13 17:17 < quanticle> ThePolecat: Heh. That's a problem I wouldn't mind having.
2008-05-13 17:17 < Golbez> Personally I agree with Obama, it's pandering and worthless, especially since neither candidate is actually President.
2008-05-13 17:17 < Demi> mccain was pandering to me this morning
2008-05-13 17:18 < Demi> in the gym
2008-05-13 17:18 < Golbez> It would be a much better option to drill for more oil.
2008-05-13 17:18 < Demi> i mean on TV, not personally
2008-05-13 17:18 < quanticle> Golbez: And, even if they were President, they still couldn't change tax policy on their own. They'd have to secure Congressional cooperation first.
2008-05-13 17:18 < ThePolecat> drill holes into more baby seals?
2008-05-13 17:18 < ThePolecat> </polemics>
2008-05-13 17:19 < bumm13> sea lions are more annoying than seals
2008-05-13 17:19 < Golbez> baby seals are so 1980s
2008-05-13 17:19 < quanticle> Golbez: And, If I understand correctly, the supply of oil isn't the problem. Its the fact that the US doesn't have enough refining capacity to meet its gasoline demands.
2008-05-13 17:19 < Demi> we are going to drill it all out, sooner or later
2008-05-13 17:19 < Golbez> quanticle- It's a little bit of everything. What the sheep have to understand is, the free ride is over, at least for the time being.
2008-05-13 17:20 < quanticle> Demi: Indeed. Hopefully the supply will decline in a somewhat smooth manner, so that that the market will have a chance to raise prices in a non-catastrophic way.
2008-05-13 17:20 < Golbez> We have an unprecedented period in world history coming up, where 2 and a half billion people are suddenly entering the modern age.
2008-05-13 17:20 < Golbez> That leads to a massively increased demand for commodities like oil, food, steel, etc.
2008-05-13 17:20 < quanticle> Golbez: Heh. Its the old Chinese saying: "May you live in interesting times."
2008-05-13 17:20 < Golbez> and until the infrastructures of India and China are built up to basic standards - I give it 15-20 years - that demand will remain high
2008-05-13 17:20 < Golbez> then, it will taper off, as their initial building spurt will be complete
2008-05-13 17:20 < ThePolecat> we'll just have to synthesize it from grapefruits.
2008-05-13 17:20 < Golbez> it won't drop to 1995 prices, but it will cool a bit
2008-05-13 17:21 < Golbez> so
2008-05-13 17:21 < quanticle> Golbez: I'd say it'll take longer than that for India to bring its infrastructure up to Western standards.
2008-05-13 17:21 < Golbez> just fasten your steatbelts, because it's going to be a bumpy ride
2008-05-13 17:21 * ThePolecat knows big stretches of Germany that isn't up to Western standards
2008-05-13 17:21 < Demi> one thing you can say about china is: they sure like u.s. interstates
2008-05-13 17:21 < ThePolecat> *aren't
2008-05-13 17:21 < Mm40> Hi Kerotan
2008-05-13 17:21 < Demi> ThePolecat - you mean no Wal-Mart?
2008-05-13 17:21 < bumm13> China likes Ike?
2008-05-13 17:21 < Golbez> quanticle- I dunno. Every little bit helps. I would wager that when the Mumbai subway opens, we will see a definite - not large by any means, but noticeable - dip in the demand for oil.
2008-05-13 17:21 * quanticle doesn't know all that much about China, but he does know a fair bit about India.
2008-05-13 17:21 < ThePolecat> I mostly meant the road system.
2008-05-13 17:21 < Aqwis> ThePolecat, former east germany?
2008-05-13 17:22 < ThePolecat> yea
2008-05-13 17:22 < Golbez> And I didn't say Western. I said basic. :) But at least paved roads, modern railways, urban rail, ports, etc
2008-05-13 17:22 < Golbez> I don't mean Autobahn-quality roads throughout the entire eastern hemisphere.
2008-05-13 17:22 < ThePolecat> But they do.
2008-05-13 17:22 < Golbez> And then it will go away, there will never be a boom as big as this one. The last untapped area has less than a billion people. So enjoy it while we can.
2008-05-13 17:22 < quanticle> Golbez: Well, the issue isn't entirely in having infrastructure available. Its also a matter of convincing people to use it. And, right now, Indians want so much to be like the US, it'll take some convincing for them to give up the dream of two cars in every driveway.
2008-05-13 17:22 < Kerotan> hello Mm40
2008-05-13 17:23 < Demi> i don't know how much lots of surface roads actually contribute to better quality of life.
2008-05-13 17:23 < bumm13> they can often contribute to the end of one's life :P
2008-05-13 17:23 < ThePolecat> it's not the speed that kills you, it's the sudden stop.
2008-05-13 17:24 < bumm13> having electricity, clean running water, flush toilets
2008-05-13 17:24 < bumm13> those help
2008-05-13 17:24 * Sky2042_afk chuckles at that application of physics.
2008-05-13 17:24 < Demi> a lot of these kinds of growth factors are accompanied by unknown and possibly unknowable future costs, so the economic policy equation is not simple
2008-05-13 17:24 < quanticle> Demi: I'm not sure it contributes either. After all, people in New York arguably have equal quality of life, despite having much less reliance on paved roads.
2008-05-13 17:24 < quanticle> bumm13: Don't forget high-speed internet.
2008-05-13 17:24 < bumm13> and sewage systems that you can flush toilet paper down into and not have it back up
2008-05-13 17:24 < bumm13> \o/
2008-05-13 17:25 < quanticle> bumm13: Nah. I'd rather have the Internet over the sewage system.
2008-05-13 17:25 * ThePolecat thinks China's growth might be dampened by over-optimistic policy
2008-05-13 17:25 < bumm13> :o
2008-05-13 17:25 < quanticle> ;)
2008-05-13 17:25 < Sky2042_afk> don't need a sewage system >.>
2008-05-13 17:25 < ThePolecat> it already has runaway inflation
2008-05-13 17:25 < bumm13> stinky ;p
2008-05-13 17:25 < Sky2042_afk> not really.
2008-05-13 17:25 * quanticle wonders how Sky2042_afk is able to talk, given that he's afk.
2008-05-13 17:25 < Demi> LONG ARMS
2008-05-13 17:25 < Sky2042_afk> Demi: can't qualify.
2008-05-13 17:26 < Sky2042_afk> quanticle: i type telepathically.
2008-05-13 17:26 < quanticle> Sky2042_afk: Somehow I thought so.
2008-05-13 17:26 * bumm13 also includes proper septic systems in his sewage system statement
2008-05-13 17:26 < quanticle> Sky2042_afk: Was that you injecting thoughts into my head?
2008-05-13 17:26 < ThePolecat> awesome alliteration.
2008-05-13 17:26 < quanticle> bumm13: Ah. Ok.
2008-05-13 17:27 < bumm13> yeah, that occurred to me :x
2008-05-13 17:27 < Sky2042_afk> quanticle: unfortunately, no, as the telepathy only stretches about 10 feet; just enough to make it to the kitchen
2008-05-13 17:27 < quanticle> bumm13: Alliteration, but not assonance? You disappoint me.
2008-05-13 17:27 < Sky2042_afk> damn i key
2008-05-13 17:27 < Demi> On a septic pumping truck: "We're #1 in the #2 business"
2008-05-13 17:27 < Sky2042_afk> bumm13: well, ok, there we go.
2008-05-13 17:27 < Sky2042_afk> see, septic tank != sewer.
2008-05-13 17:27 < Sky2042_afk> Demi: i've seen that before...
2008-05-13 17:28 < quanticle> Demi: Heh. I think I've seen that before.
2008-05-13 17:28 < bumm13> both accept your shit ;p
2008-05-13 17:28 < ThePolecat> "Tower, call me a fuel truck." "Wilco sir, you are a fuel truck."
2008-05-13 17:28 < Demi> i imagine it's not unusual
2008-05-13 17:28 < Sky2042_afk> quanticle: me > j001
2008-05-13 17:28 < Demi> like various puns on "Hair" for hair salons
2008-05-13 17:28 < quanticle> j001?
2008-05-13 17:28 < Sky2042_afk> s/1/!
2008-05-13 17:29 < Sky2042> die alternate ego!
2008-05-13 17:29 < Sky2042> muahahaha
2008-05-13 17:29 < quanticle> Sky2042_afk: Did you just call yourself better than a Jew? ;)
2008-05-13 17:29 < Sky2042> l2read, not sound things out.
2008-05-13 17:29 < quanticle> Sky2042: I was reading. Its you that wasn't writing. :)
2008-05-13 17:30 < quanticle> j00 != word
2008-05-13 17:30 < Sky2042> quanticle: What does it look like. -_-
2008-05-13 17:30 * quanticle has decided to make a stand against 1337 on #wikipedia
2008-05-13 17:30 < Demi> quanticle - k3wl
2008-05-13 17:30 * Sky2042 |!-|-5 on quanticle.
2008-05-13 17:30 < quanticle> Sky2042: Not English certainly.
2008-05-13 17:31 * quanticle needs to find a derogatory term for 13375p33k
2008-05-13 17:31 < Sky2042> Granted.
2008-05-13 17:31 * Demi is going to take a stand against volapuk on #wikipedia
2008-05-13 17:31 < Sky2042> quanticle: j00 is phail at leetspeek.
2008-05-13 17:31 < quanticle> It looked a rather bit like 5cr1ptK1dd13
2008-05-13 17:31 < Demi> made-up shizz is wack
2008-05-13 17:32 < quanticle> Demi: Far out.
2008-05-13 17:33 * Demi watched the first half of season 1 of flight of the conchords
2008-05-13 17:35 < quanticle> Hmmm. It looks like Shell is pressing on with its development of Iran's South Pars gasfield, despite the economic sanctions currently being leveled against Iran.
2008-05-13 17:35 < quanticle> In response to reports that it had pulled out of its LNG project, which entailed integrating the development of Phase 13 of Iran's South Pars gasfield with a liquefaction plant and marketing strategy, Shell issued a statement suggesting a more nuanced picture. Shell said that it had "agreed the principle of substitution of alternative later phases for the Persian LNG project so that the National Iranian Oil Company (NIOC) can proceed with the i
2008-05-13 17:36 < quanticle> Whoops.
2008-05-13 17:36 < quanticle> Did that get truncated?
2008-05-13 17:36 < bumm13> yup
2008-05-13 17:37 < quanticle> Ah. Sry. Basically, it says that Shell has decided to put off some other projects to try to push through the development of phase 13 of the South Pars gasfield.
2008-05-13 17:38 < quanticle> Also, it says that the development of Phase 13 will continue in the absence of a commercial agreement for the entire gasfield.
2008-05-13 17:39 < quanticle> Is Total an Italian oil company?
2008-05-13 17:39 < cctoide> I think so, yeah
2008-05-13 17:40 < The359> French
2008-05-13 17:40 < quanticle> Ah. Ok.
2008-05-13 17:40 < The359> [[Total S.A.]]
2008-05-13 17:40 < quanticle> I figured it was either French or Italian, but I couldn't remember which.
2008-05-13 17:41 * The359 knows because they sponsor the French Peugeot team
2008-05-13 17:42 < quanticle> "Some commentators have excitably heralded the results as certain evidence of not only the Prime Minister's inevitable defenstration, at a general election or sooner..."
2008-05-13 17:42 < quanticle> Heh. They said "defenstration".
2008-05-13 17:42 < quanticle> Er, "defenestration", even.
2008-05-13 17:43 < bumm13> "An act of throwing someone or something out of a window"
2008-05-13 17:43 < bumm13> :x
2008-05-13 17:44 < quanticle> Heh.
2008-05-13 17:44 < quanticle> Defenestration of Prague
2008-05-13 17:44 < quanticle> I believe that was what started the 30 Years War.
2008-05-13 17:45 < nsh> it's been a long time since i've laughed so much at anything on the internet as this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw
2008-05-13 17:45 < bumm13> Prague was thrown out a giant window?
2008-05-13 17:46 < Fire> hi
2008-05-13 17:46 < bumm13> hi
2008-05-13 17:46 < quanticle> bumm13: Heh. No. Some diplomats were thrown out of a window onto a large pile of manure in Prague.
2008-05-13 17:46 < Sky2042> nsh: fail.
2008-05-13 17:47 < bumm13> heh
2008-05-13 17:47 < bumm13> poopyheads!
2008-05-13 17:49 < quanticle> nsh: Meh. I've seen worse.
2008-05-13 17:49 * quanticle has seen A LOT of bad Hindi movies
2008-05-13 17:49 < quanticle> Of course, Lucifer_Cat's probably got more experience in this area.
2008-05-13 17:50 < Working_Cat> Lucifer_Cat is a wimp
2008-05-13 17:50 < quanticle> Working_Cat: STFUAGBTW
2008-05-13 17:50 < Working_Cat> XD
2008-05-13 17:50 < Working_Cat> why were you talkin bout that loser anyways?
2008-05-13 17:50 < quanticle> Working_Cat: You are at work, after all.
2008-05-13 17:51 < quanticle> Working_Cat: Bad Hindi movies.
2008-05-13 17:51 < cctoide> wonder how much more vandalism [[Reservoir]] would need to be semi-protected
2008-05-13 17:51 < Working_Cat> quanticle: dude. havent watched any hindi movie in months. a bad one in years
2008-05-13 17:52 < quanticle> Working_Cat: Really? Neither have I. I guess neither of us has the time to sit through three hour crapfests any more.
2008-05-13 17:52 < Working_Cat> i usually dont watch hindi movies unless the council tells me that its watchable.
2008-05-13 17:52 < Working_Cat> time for 3 hours... sure! a 3 hour crapfest... no way.
2008-05-13 17:52 < quanticle> Working_Cat: You have an entire council? I've just got one or two friends. And they're not even my friends, they're my parents' friends.
2008-05-13 17:53 < Working_Cat> heh. taking movie advice from parents friends?
2008-05-13 17:53 < quanticle> Working_Cat: Only for Hindi movies.
2008-05-13 17:53 < Working_Cat> are they in US?
2008-05-13 17:53 < quanticle> Working_Cat: Yeah.
2008-05-13 17:53 < Working_Cat> and if yes, then for how long
2008-05-13 17:54 < quanticle> Working_Cat: About as long as us.
2008-05-13 17:54 < Working_Cat> zomg they make you watch srk movies dont they?!?
2008-05-13 17:54 < Working_Cat> people here seem to be suckers for that kinda crap.
2008-05-13 17:54 < quanticle> Working_Cat: Only my mom's friends. And that's only because they think that SRK is a hottie.
2008-05-13 17:55 * quanticle is not qualified to speak of other men's hotness levels, so I can't speak to that.
2008-05-13 17:55 < quanticle> Anyway.
2008-05-13 17:55 * quanticle out
2008-05-13 17:55 < Working_Cat> i know. i gave a bunch of ABCD gals a very very nasty look once for gushing over some crappy srk movie
2008-05-13 17:56 < Demi> i'm so straight i think pete postlethwait and jake gyllenhaal are equally attractive
2008-05-13 17:57 < Working_Cat> hey DrUncyc
2008-05-13 17:58 < Working_Cat> (yes, you)
2008-05-13 18:00 < ThePolecat> I was a free pan in [[Roger Maris|Maris]], I felt unfettered and alive...
2008-05-13 18:03 < Luna-San> Wait, there are real people who really have Postlethwait as a last name?
2008-05-13 18:03 < ThePolecat> yea
2008-05-13 18:03 < Luna-San> Woah :o
2008-05-13 18:03 < ThePolecat> there was a Formula 1 manager with that name
2008-05-13 18:05 < The359> Harvey Postlethwaite
2008-05-13 18:11 < Leslie_S> i drove a semi on public streets toda
2008-05-13 18:11 < The359> how much carnage?
2008-05-13 18:11 < Leslie_S> meh, i ran over a couple of curbs
2008-05-13 18:11 < Leslie_S> nothing too bad
2008-05-13 18:12 < Leslie_S> right turns in those things are absolutely crazy.
2008-05-13 18:12 < Leslie_S> you have to keep going straight until your trailers tandems are past the curb, and then turn the steering wheel ALL the way to the right
2008-05-13 18:13 < Demi> i can't really get a trailer to go where i want it when backing up, it must take some practice to do that in a big rig
2008-05-13 18:13 < Leslie_S> and keep it to the right until the tractor is almost to the curb, and then countersteer to the left.
2008-05-13 18:13 < Leslie_S> Demi their easier to back up than small trailers, if youll believe that.
2008-05-13 18:14 < Demi> because they deviate less quickly to the right or left?
2008-05-13 18:14 < Leslie_S> Demi the turn-a-right-corner-while-backing-it-up thing is pretty hard, but straightline backing is so easy that only two people in a class of 16 nearly crashed
2008-05-13 18:14 < Leslie_S> Demi right. longer trailers take longer to do anything. but thats what makes it hard to do the turning while youre backing thing. but it makes straight backing easy.
2008-05-13 18:14 < Leslie_S> of course, i did a 90 degree back-in with a boat trailer once and slammed into a DNR sign, so .... :)
2008-05-13 18:15 < Leslie_S> oh, and heh, we stopped at this same truck stop 3 times today. the workers there must have been like, WTF are they doing here?
2008-05-13 18:16 < Demi> yeah, it took me 20 minutes to back a utility trailer into, more or less a parking spot, at the dump
2008-05-13 18:18 < Demi> http://ln-s.net/1rZs <- okay, that's a pretty funny application of google map's new face-blurring technology
2008-05-13 18:19 < Luna-San> Heh
2008-05-13 18:19 < bumm13> lol
2008-05-13 18:20 < Luna-San> Horses have no expectation of privacy. >.> They just take a dump wherever, and all that.
2008-05-13 18:21 < bumm13> Witness Protection Program participant?
2008-05-13 18:21 < Leslie_S> Demi those are pretty easy once you get used to them though.
2008-05-13 18:22 < Leslie_S> Demi did i mention that the instructor almost pulled the parking brake valves on someone, while the truck was in motion?
2008-05-13 18:22 < Leslie_S> that would have caused some bruising...
2008-05-13 18:24 < Demi> no
2008-05-13 18:24 < Demi> how long is the course?
2008-05-13 18:24 * Mahlzahn laughs tears at the Benny Lava song
2008-05-13 18:33 < LOUD_CAT> THIS CHANNEL IS INSUFFECIENTLY LOUD!
2008-05-13 18:34 < Leslie_S> LOL
2008-05-13 18:34 < Leslie_S> DUMB ASS CAT
2008-05-13 18:34 < Leslie_S> brb
2008-05-13 18:34 < LOUD_CAT> MAOR VOLUME!
2008-05-13 18:35 < DrSkullthumper> LOUD_CAT: So turn your volume down on your computer
2008-05-13 18:35 < Mike_H> LOUD_CAT: LISTEN TO THIS AT THE HIGHEST VOLUME
2008-05-13 18:35 < Mike_H> http://youtube.com/watch?v=SdVEM5WMDo0
2008-05-13 18:36 < LOUD_CAT> oh god, glam/pop rock
2008-05-13 18:36 < Mike_H> LOUD_CAT: CALLING GLORIAAAAAAAAAA
2008-05-13 18:37 * LOUD_CAT indicts Mike_H for warcrimes
2008-05-13 18:37 < Mike_H> LOUD_CAT: WILL YOU MEET HIM ON THE MAIN LINE
2008-05-13 18:37 < Mike_H> OR WILL YOU CATCH HIM ON THE REBOUND?
2008-05-13 18:38 < bumm13> ...
2008-05-13 18:38 < Mike_H> bumm13: I was being loud for loud cat
2008-05-13 18:38 * Mike_H huggles bumm13
2008-05-13 18:38 * LOUD_CAT ALSO HUGGLES BUMM13 (LOUDLY)
2008-05-13 18:39 < Leslie_S> that double clutching pisses me the hell off
2008-05-13 18:39 < Leslie_S> heh
2008-05-13 18:40 * Mike_H dances with bumm13 to Air Supply's "Sweet Dreams"
2008-05-13 18:40 < Mike_H> snowolf: I've danced with more than half the eligible men in #wikipedia to this song
2008-05-13 18:40 < Mike_H> it's like The Bachelor!
2008-05-13 18:42 < The359> stay the fuck away from me with your Air Supply
2008-05-13 18:42 < Mike_H> The359: you're next :DD
2008-05-13 18:48 * Ceiling_Cat watches The359
2008-05-13 18:48 < ThePolecat> The359: You'd rather asphyxiate?
2008-05-13 18:48 < The359> yes
2008-05-13 18:48 < ThePolecat> oic.
2008-05-13 18:49 < Ceiling_Cat> See also: [[Erotic asphyxiation]]
2008-05-13 18:49 < Mike_H> Air Supply had eight Top Five hits in the US
2008-05-13 18:49 < Mike_H> one of which went to #1.
2008-05-13 19:00 < Mike_H> bumm13: :D
2008-05-13 19:00 * Mike_H NP: Orleans - Dance With Me (1975)
2008-05-13 19:03 < Alkivar> What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3?
2008-05-13 19:04 < Mike_H> sometimes adults play a PS3?
2008-05-13 19:04 < Alkivar> Nothing, they're both plastic, both come in black and white and get turned on by kids.
2008-05-13 19:04 < The359> Little boys play with a PS3, Michael Jackson plays with little boys?
2008-05-13 19:04 < The359> PS3 doesn't come in white?
2008-05-13 19:04 < Alkivar> it does in japan ;)
2008-05-13 19:04 < The359> whatev
2008-05-13 19:04 < Alkivar> theres a limited edition white jap PS3
2008-05-13 19:04 < Mike_H> Alkivar: Michael Jackson hasn't been black since Billie Jean
2008-05-13 19:05 < Mike_H> which reminds me
2008-05-13 19:05 * Mike_H NP: Michael Jackson - Billie Jean (1983)
2008-05-13 19:07 < Alkivar> What's yellow and lives off dead beetles?
2008-05-13 19:07 < Alkivar> old joke here
2008-05-13 19:07 < Mahlzahn> whats the tag to place on an image thats been GFDL'd but is patently not GFDL?
2008-05-13 19:07 < Alkivar> one of you must know the answer
2008-05-13 19:07 < The359> Yoko Ono?
2008-05-13 19:07 < Mahlzahn> ewwww
2008-05-13 19:07 < Alkivar> 359 wins 1 internet
2008-05-13 19:07 < The359> she does live off of her artwork some ;)
2008-05-13 19:08 < Mike_H> Alkivar: Did you hear about that talent award Starship won?
2008-05-13 19:08 < Mike_H> Yeah, neither did I
2008-05-13 19:08 < The359> where's the funny?
2008-05-13 19:08 < Mike_H> The359: they suck
2008-05-13 19:08 < Mike_H> that's the funny
2008-05-13 19:08 < Mike_H> shut up
2008-05-13 19:09 < Mike_H> go play with your internet
2008-05-13 19:09 < Alkivar> What's difference between Smarties and Muslim Extremists?
2008-05-13 19:09 < Alkivar> Smarties don't explode in the tube
2008-05-13 19:10 * The359 is feeling dirty just being around you people
2008-05-13 19:10 < Alkivar> for those of you british impaired: [[London Underground|The Tube]]
2008-05-13 19:11 < Alkivar> Two chavs are in a car, and no music is playing. Who's driving?
2008-05-13 19:12 < The359> their parents?
2008-05-13 19:12 < Alkivar> The police
2008-05-13 19:12 < Messedrocker> hahah
2008-05-13 19:13 < Alkivar> chavs dont have parents... they mutate from that scum on the bottom of your shoe after a long walk in the rain
2008-05-13 19:14 < Messedrocker> i was wondering why alkivar was talking about a british concept when he's american
2008-05-13 19:14 < Messedrocker> then i realized that he's from maine and if you're from maine you might as well be from canada
2008-05-13 19:14 < Alkivar> lol
2008-05-13 19:14 < Alkivar> do they call em chavs in canada i wonder?
2008-05-13 19:14 < Monobi> Maine is nice
2008-05-13 19:15 * Lucifer_Cat iz chatting from his new liar
2008-05-13 19:15 < Alkivar> is a new liar anything like a new lair?
2008-05-13 19:15 < Messedrocker> Monobi, I bet you find New Hampshire and Vermont to be much nicer
2008-05-13 19:15 < Alkivar> no vermont sucks
2008-05-13 19:15 < Alkivar> no cell signal for most of the state
2008-05-13 19:15 < Alkivar> the roads suck
2008-05-13 19:15 < Monobi> Vermont is nice, much better right to carry laws than most of the country
2008-05-13 19:15 < Messedrocker> Alkivar, the joke is that he's a Libertarian
2008-05-13 19:16 < Messedrocker> right to carry laws?
2008-05-13 19:16 < Messedrocker> you mean guns?
2008-05-13 19:16 < Monobi> of course
2008-05-13 19:16 < Monobi> Handguns
2008-05-13 19:16 < Alkivar> NH is still the best place to be
2008-05-13 19:16 * Cream cuddles Alkivar
2008-05-13 19:16 < Lucifer_Cat> Alkivar: lairs are more roomy. this liar is about 6 feet and 34 waist
2008-05-13 19:16 * Lucifer_Cat trolls Cream
2008-05-13 19:16 * Cream invites Alkivar to Montréal
2008-05-13 19:16 < Monobi> And Vermont has some of the lowest rate of crime in the country
2008-05-13 19:16 < Alkivar> Cream why would i come to montreal? if i want to see canada i'll drive to northern maine :P
2008-05-13 19:17 < Monobi> Canada sucks, Cream
2008-05-13 19:17 < Monobi> Except maybe northern canada
2008-05-13 19:17 < Alkivar> lol Nunavut FTL
2008-05-13 19:17 < Monobi> Although I'd take Alaska over Canada any day
2008-05-13 19:17 * Cream lives in Canada
2008-05-13 19:18 < Alkivar> Where do you send Jewish kids with A.D.D.?
2008-05-13 19:18 < Messedrocker> alkivar i just called you a canadian and it ostensibly flew over your head
2008-05-13 19:18 < Messedrocker> Alkivar: to concentration camp
2008-05-13 19:18 < Lucifer_Cat> Alkivar: concentration camps
2008-05-13 19:18 < Alkivar> Messedrocker: no i didnt miss it... its just as fucked up here as canada
2008-05-13 19:18 < Alkivar> yay we have 2 sick fucks who know their jew jokes!
2008-05-13 19:19 < The359> the Chav article only has a picture of a cartoon?
2008-05-13 19:19 < The359> Fail
2008-05-13 19:19 < Messedrocker> actually i didn't know that
2008-05-13 19:19 < Messedrocker> i just remembered an episode of south park
2008-05-13 19:19 < Monobi> When I take over Europe I will detain all the Jews and Clowns
2008-05-13 19:19 < Messedrocker> <jewish stereotype> i'm sorry i just have so much trouble concentrating
2008-05-13 19:19 < Messedrocker> <cartman> well maybe you should go to concentration CAMP!
2008-05-13 19:19 < bumm13> :\
2008-05-13 19:19 < Messedrocker> Monobi, the joke is "I will kill all the Jews and one clown." "Why the clown?" "See, nobody cares about the Jews!"
2008-05-13 19:20 < Monobi> ...
2008-05-13 19:20 < Lucifer_Cat> Alkivar: i didnt know it either. im just sick that way :D
2008-05-13 19:20 * bumm13 slaps Messedrocker around a bit with a clown nose
2008-05-13 19:21 < Alkivar> i love that clown/jew joke
2008-05-13 19:21 < Alkivar> to this day if you play it right you still get people to ask "why the clown"
2008-05-13 19:21 < Alkivar> another one thats fun to get a reaction IRL...
2008-05-13 19:21 < Alkivar> i did this at an after work happy hour
2008-05-13 19:22 < Alkivar> bunch of women from the office and like 3 of us guys
2008-05-13 19:22 < Alkivar> some how or other we got on the topic of marriage
2008-05-13 19:22 < Alkivar> and i said "i had a wife once"
2008-05-13 19:22 < Alkivar> one of the chicks looks at me and says "what happened?"
2008-05-13 19:22 < Alkivar> i replied "i had a wife once... didnt say i was married"
2008-05-13 19:22 < Alkivar> her chin just about hit her tits... it was great
2008-05-13 19:23 < Lucifer_Cat> priceless reaction?
2008-05-13 19:23 < Lucifer_Cat> also, nice tits?
2008-05-13 19:23 < Alkivar> yeah she had a great rack
2008-05-13 19:23 < Alkivar> i ended up going back to her place later that night ;)
2008-05-13 19:23 < Lucifer_Cat> eye-her-rack
2008-05-13 19:23 < Cream> tits?
2008-05-13 19:25 < Cream> I killed chat :(
2008-05-13 19:26 < Alkivar> Why can't Ray Charles read?
2008-05-13 19:26 < Lucifer_Cat> hes black?
2008-05-13 19:26 < Alkivar> yep
2008-05-13 19:26 < Lucifer_Cat> ROFL
2008-05-13 19:26 < Lucifer_Cat> wow im sick
2008-05-13 19:27 < Lucifer_Cat> i *swear* i'd never heard that one before.
2008-05-13 19:27 < Alkivar> What's the definition of 'Endless Love'?
2008-05-13 19:27 < Cream> a fountain of cum?
2008-05-13 19:27 < Lucifer_Cat> amputee sex?
2008-05-13 19:27 < Alkivar> Ray Charles & Stevie Wonder playing tennis
2008-05-13 19:27 < Lucifer_Cat> lol
2008-05-13 19:27 < Cream> lol
2008-05-13 19:27 < Lucifer_Cat> i thought it had something to do with tennis
2008-05-13 19:27 < Messedrocker> i get that they're both black and blind
2008-05-13 19:27 < Messedrocker> but otherwise i don't get it
2008-05-13 19:28 < Messedrocker> ohhh
2008-05-13 19:28 < Messedrocker> love
2008-05-13 19:28 < Messedrocker> as in 0
2008-05-13 19:28 < Lucifer_Cat> yeah
2008-05-13 19:28 < Alkivar> Whats the difference between a Jew and Santa?
2008-05-13 19:28 < Cream> dunno
2008-05-13 19:28 < Lucifer_Cat> lemme think
2008-05-13 19:29 < Messedrocker> alkivar, jews don't give out free presents?
2008-05-13 19:29 < Lucifer_Cat> ummm no guesses
2008-05-13 19:29 < Alkivar> Santa goes down the chimney
2008-05-13 19:29 < Lucifer_Cat> sick
2008-05-13 19:29 < Messedrocker> eh?
2008-05-13 19:29 < Cream> lol
2008-05-13 19:29 < Messedrocker> is this some reference to anal sex?
2008-05-13 19:29 < Alkivar> Messedrocker: jews... oven... holocaust
2008-05-13 19:29 < Messedrocker> ohhhhhh
2008-05-13 19:29 < Lucifer_Cat> Messedrocker: nazis burnt a lot of jews remember
2008-05-13 19:29 < Messedrocker> yes
2008-05-13 19:29 < Cream> Michael J. Fox once caused a can of soda to explode in someones face just by handing it to him. Because of Parkinson's.
2008-05-13 19:29 < Alkivar> Cream: i bet that actually happened to someone.... but i doubt it was MJF
2008-05-13 19:30 < Alkivar> What does the sign say above the nursery in a Muslim maternity ward?
2008-05-13 19:31 < Alkivar> come on... think dirty... think evil... think distateful i'm sure you can come up with it
2008-05-13 19:31 < Messedrocker> women are evil?
2008-05-13 19:32 < Mahlzahn> Good nooz everybody, "The Hebee Gebees is a highly infectious disease similar to AIDS."
2008-05-13 19:32 < me1> oh noez!
2008-05-13 19:32 < Alkivar> the sign says "Live Ammunition"
2008-05-13 19:32 * lulzy kills Cream
2008-05-13 19:32 * lulzy kills Cream
2008-05-13 19:33 < Mahlzahn> and what did poor Cream do to get creamed?
2008-05-13 19:33 < Messedrocker> alkivar i don't get it
2008-05-13 19:33 * Mahlzahn . could . not . resist.
2008-05-13 19:34 < Alkivar> Messedrocker: clearly your not sharp today
2008-05-13 19:34 < Mahlzahn> Messedrocker: you're supposed to ignore the bad taste.
2008-05-13 19:34 < Lucifer_Cat> Messedrocker: suicide bombers
2008-05-13 19:34 < Cream> let's make stupid jokes :P
2008-05-13 19:34 < Lucifer_Cat> Cream: sure.
2008-05-13 19:34 < Alkivar> i've been posting stupid jokes for a while now
2008-05-13 19:34 < Alkivar> feel free to add your own
2008-05-13 19:34 < Cream> Michael J. Fox always wins every silent auction. Because of Parkinsons.
2008-05-13 19:35 < Alkivar> that = fail
2008-05-13 19:35 < bumm13> w00t?
2008-05-13 19:35 < Alkivar> you should have found a celebrity with Tourette's
2008-05-13 19:35 < Demi> i think there's a joke about the BBC TV show Parkinson's and Michael J. Fox, but I don't know what it is.
2008-05-13 19:36 < Lucifer_Cat> Demi: BBCs coverage and MJFs acting
2008-05-13 19:36 < Lucifer_Cat> post parkinsons ofcourse
2008-05-13 19:37 < Messedrocker> ohhh i get it
2008-05-13 19:37 < Lucifer_Cat> chatkill
2008-05-13 19:37 < Messedrocker> the babies are suicide bombers
2008-05-13 19:37 < Lucifer_Cat> Messedrocker: get what
2008-05-13 19:37 < Lucifer_Cat> wow
2008-05-13 19:37 < Cream> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74pVjP0Miy0
2008-05-13 19:37 < Cream> if you laugh
2008-05-13 19:37 < Cream> you're sick
2008-05-13 19:37 < Cream> -__
2008-05-13 19:37 < Lucifer_Cat> thats prodigal density
2008-05-13 19:37 < Cream> -_-
2008-05-13 19:37 < Messedrocker> i don't laugh
2008-05-13 19:38 < Lucifer_Cat> cream just drew a retard
2008-05-13 19:38 < Lucifer_Cat> retarded mutant rather
2008-05-13 19:38 < Alkivar> CREAM THAT IS FULL OF WIN
2008-05-13 19:39 * The359 smacks forehead
2008-05-13 19:39 < Cream> i like boys
2008-05-13 19:39 < Cream> naked
2008-05-13 19:39 < The359> just had the tables turned on me once again in Risk
2008-05-13 19:39 < Lucifer_Cat> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zekiZYSVdeQ
2008-05-13 19:39 < The359> .me sucks
2008-05-13 19:39 < Cream> there are plenty more
2008-05-13 19:39 < The359> erm
2008-05-13 19:39 * The359 sucks
2008-05-13 19:39 < Cream> http://www.youtube.com/FartInhaler
2008-05-13 19:39 < Cream> have fun
2008-05-13 19:39 < Cream> -_-
2008-05-13 19:39 < Lucifer_Cat> heh. The359 proof.
2008-05-13 19:40 < Alkivar> Lucifer_Cat: thats my favorite Monty Python sketch
2008-05-13 19:40 < Lucifer_Cat> haha yup
2008-05-13 19:40 < Lucifer_Cat> the bored pilots is win too
2008-05-13 19:42 < Alkivar> the funniest joke in the world is my #2
2008-05-13 19:42 < Alkivar> #3 is probably how to defend yourself from fruit
2008-05-13 19:50 < The359> well fuck
2008-05-13 19:50 < The359> that game ended quickly
2008-05-13 19:50 < The359> Player eliminated both other players in one turn
2008-05-13 19:52 < Mike_H> toresbe: Are you there?
2008-05-13 19:54 < Kofiz> did they start colliding those hardons yet
2008-05-13 19:54 < Demi> not the large ones
2008-05-13 19:59 < Lucifer_Cat> fugglers
2008-05-13 20:03 < toresbe> Mike_H: Not_the_NSA
2008-05-13 20:03 < toresbe> no*
2008-05-13 20:03 < toresbe> (why did I tab-complete "no"?)
2008-05-13 20:04 * Ceiling_Cat fuggles Lucifer_Cat
2008-05-13 20:04 < Lucifer_Cat> mmmmm mmmmhmmm hmmmmhhmmmm
2008-05-13 20:04 < Mike_H> toresbe: :(
2008-05-13 20:05 < Lucifer_Cat> toresbe: lol, happens
2008-05-13 20:05 < Mike_H> toresbe: you're Norwegian, right?
2008-05-13 20:05 < Lucifer_Cat> i've tried to tab complete huggles and fuggles
2008-05-13 20:06 < Cream> can i put a huggle bot?
2008-05-13 20:06 < Demi> you can... if you want to kill all humans
2008-05-13 20:06 < Cream> lol
2008-05-13 20:06 < gwern> Demi: what if we want to DESTROY ALL MONSTERS
2008-05-13 20:07 < Alkivar> How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
2008-05-13 20:07 < Cream> dunno
2008-05-13 20:07 < Alkivar> AIDS
2008-05-13 20:07 < Cream> heh
2008-05-13 20:07 < Cream> sick
2008-05-13 20:07 < Cream> :P
2008-05-13 20:08 < DrSkullthumper> Cream: Hi there w00t
2008-05-13 20:08 < Cream> hi DrSkullthumper
2008-05-13 20:08 < gwern> Alkivar: where are all these offensive jokes coming from?
2008-05-13 20:08 < Alkivar> sickipedia
2008-05-13 20:08 < Cream> I know some offensive jokes
2008-05-13 20:08 < Cream> but they're in french
2008-05-13 20:08 < Alkivar> http://www.sickipedia.org/
2008-05-13 20:08 < Cream> you know what's funny
2008-05-13 20:08 < Cream> i try to tell jokes to deaf people
2008-05-13 20:08 < Cream> with the help of a interpreter
2008-05-13 20:09 < Cream> they never get them at all
2008-05-13 20:09 < Cream> even with elaborate interpreting
2008-05-13 20:09 < Cream> :P
2008-05-13 20:09 < Demi> they enjoy physical comedy
2008-05-13 20:10 < Cream> true
2008-05-13 20:10 < Cream> :)
2008-05-13 20:10 < gwern> damn deaf people
2008-05-13 20:10 < gwern> they aren't like us, and don't like the things we like
2008-05-13 20:10 < Alkivar> telling deaf people jokes is only funny when its insulting to the deaf
2008-05-13 20:10 < gwern> let's eugenicize them all
2008-05-13 20:10 < Alkivar> i love watching deaf people try to insult me :P
2008-05-13 20:10 < Cream> I tried telling them blonde jokes
2008-05-13 20:11 < Alkivar> its especially fun if when they start waving their arms at you... you close your eyes
2008-05-13 20:11 < Cream> they don't undertand it
2008-05-13 20:11 < Cream> :P
2008-05-13 20:11 < Alkivar> it gets them even more pissed
2008-05-13 20:11 < Cream> we're just funneh