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2008-04-07 10:44 < SynergeticMag> no familiar :)
2008-04-07 10:44 < SynergeticMag> not*
2008-04-07 10:44 < Fennec> presumably he has harassed the channel enough in the past that when he shows up now he just gets kicked automatically
2008-04-07 10:44 < SynergeticMag> ah
2008-04-07 10:46 < Mark_Ryan> he's on autorem after a string of really bad quit reasons/summaries
2008-04-07 10:46 < Mark_Ryan> I told him I'd probably eventually unban him if he behaves and contributes positively on-wiki, but I didn't mean after a few days.
2008-04-07 10:47 < SynergeticMag> fair enough, i just didn't know what autorem was
2008-04-07 10:48 < Mark_Ryan> oh, autorem is an automatic ban-upon-entry list.
2008-04-07 10:49 < Lycurgus> but it didn't seem to work
2008-04-07 10:49 < Mark_Ryan> yeah, it was my fault. I suck.
2008-04-07 10:50 < Mark_Ryan> Fennec, you've been around more lately. how's life?
2008-04-07 10:50 < Fabexplosive> hello
2008-04-07 10:51 < Mark_Ryan> hi Fabexplosive :)
2008-04-07 10:53 < Fabexplosive> hey Mark_Ryan
2008-04-07 10:53 < Mark_Ryan> looks like carrying the olympic torch these days is a serious threat to your health
2008-04-07 10:54 < NotACow> heh
2008-04-07 10:54 < NotACow> Mark_Ryan: especially in china
2008-04-07 10:54 < Fennec> Mark_Ryan: well, my company got bought out, got a massive bonus last week (which the government ate about half of), um, still employed (+raise), obtained a car a few months ago, renting a harp, taking harp lessons.
2008-04-07 10:55 < Mark_Ryan> I was talking about London. lol
2008-04-07 10:55 < Mark_Ryan> oh, and: "Security officials have extinguished the Olympic torch for a second time amid heavy protests during the torch relay in Paris."
2008-04-07 10:55 < Fennec> yeah, I'll bet
2008-04-07 10:55 < Mark_Ryan> Fennec: harp lessons? wow. that's been one aspiration of mine for a long time
2008-04-07 10:55 < Mark_Ryan> how obscure
2008-04-07 10:56 < Mark_Ryan> fancy them putting out the olympic torch
2008-04-07 10:57 < Mark_Ryan> doesn't defy the point?
2008-04-07 10:57 < Mark_Ryan> i thought the idea was that it was constantly burning
2008-04-07 10:57 < Mark_Ryan> eternal flame-style
2008-04-07 10:57 < NotACow> they have a backup flame
2008-04-07 10:57 < wimt> I think they don't take too kindly to burning torches on planes either.
2008-04-07 10:57 < NotACow> in case the main flame goes out
2008-04-07 10:57 < NotACow> ALWAYS MOUNT A BACKUP FLAME
2008-04-07 10:58 < Mark_Ryan> is this burning an eternal flaaaame!
2008-04-07 10:58 < Fennec> --brb
2008-04-07 10:58 < NotACow> they can always hop over to mt. olympus and rekindle it anew :)
2008-04-07 10:59 < Mark_Ryan> they should just get one of those red fabric fake flame things with a fan underneath it
2008-04-07 10:59 < Mark_Ryan> or one of those candle flame-style light bulbs
2008-04-07 10:59 < NotACow> heh
2008-04-07 11:00 < Mark_Ryan> oops, sorry, make that they extinguished it three times, not 2
2008-04-07 11:00 < Mark_Ryan> I bet the IOC are kind annoyed they chose China now
2008-04-07 11:01 < wimt> Apparently the relay of it in Paris has just been cancelled according to the news I'm listening to.
2008-04-07 11:02 < Mark_Ryan> doesn't each runner in the relay get to keep their own torch, and just light the next person's at the end of their leg? that's what they did with Sydney, anyway
2008-04-07 11:02 < NotACow> Mark_Ryan: you have to buy your torch if you want to keep it
2008-04-07 11:02 < NotACow> otherwise you have to give it back
2008-04-07 11:02 < Mark_Ryan> if so, just get 20 of them together, light them all, and get them to run off in different directions
2008-04-07 11:02 * NotACow knew a few torchrunners back in 1996
2008-04-07 11:03 < Mark_Ryan> either way, there's more than just 1 or 2 of them, heh
2008-04-07 11:03 * Mark_Ryan wonders if the torches have like a mini-cigarette lighter sort of thing built in so it can be self-igniting
2008-04-07 11:03 < NotACow> Mark_Ryan: there actually is an igniter in the torch
2008-04-07 11:03 < NotACow> at least the ones they used in 96
2008-04-07 11:04 < Mark_Ryan> ahh
2008-04-07 11:04 < NotACow> but if your torch went out you were supposed to signal to the service van who would relight it from their backup flame
2008-04-07 11:04 < NotACow> they sometimes have problems with that in rain
2008-04-07 11:05 * Mark_Ryan supports the protests at the olympic torch relays
2008-04-07 11:05 * NotACow thinks this year's olympics are going to be a giant clusterfuck
2008-04-07 11:05 < Mark_Ryan> "China has expressed disgust at the torch protests in London" -- i guess the disgust is mutual, then
2008-04-07 11:06 < Aqwis> but who cares about tibet anyway
2008-04-07 11:06 < Mark_Ryan> i hear it has a nice plateau
2008-04-07 11:07 < Mark_Ryan> with nitrogen deficiencies in its soil
2008-04-07 11:07 < MrMopi> the thibetans ?
2008-04-07 11:07 < Mark_Ryan> yes
2008-04-07 11:09 < mutante> hmm, i saw french cops beating up people
2008-04-07 11:11 < nsh> welcome to reality
2008-04-07 11:11 < nsh> :-)
2008-04-07 11:19 < Fennec> -- back
2008-04-07 11:21 < quanticle> Hello, Fennec
2008-04-07 11:33 < Mike5> canine reproduction beats sex? http://stats.grok.se/en/top
2008-04-07 11:34 < Cyrius> was probably a "zomg wikipedia has an article about dogsecks" somewhere
2008-04-07 11:39 < quanticle> Cyrius: Surprise dogsecks?
2008-04-07 11:48 < rw> Hello
2008-04-07 11:48 < snowolf> hi rw
2008-04-07 11:50 < rw> Hi lonelywolf ;)
2008-04-07 11:51 < Mike5> youtube will soon be #1 on the Alexa traffic ranking
2008-04-07 11:51 < snowolf> yeah :(
2008-04-07 11:53 < rw> Just look how many people on this planet visit youporn.com ...
2008-04-07 11:53 < snowolf> lol
2008-04-07 11:53 < rw> Great societies we have..
2008-04-07 11:58 < rw> Mike5, snowolf, do you see this as a negative thin happening ?
2008-04-07 12:08 < Sepultura> Hallo
2008-04-07 12:09 < Sepultura> Does US-judges also wear such wigs like British judges?
2008-04-07 12:14 < Sepultura> ok question was answered
2008-04-07 12:33 < Working_Cat> meow?
2008-04-07 12:46 < Alkivar> http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23472874-5012895,00.html+
2008-04-07 12:46 < Alkivar> ack
2008-04-07 12:46 < Alkivar> http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23472874-5012895,00.html
2008-04-07 12:47 < Alkivar> that tree is so emo it shoulda cut itself down
2008-04-07 12:50 < Working_Cat> no j0oak
2008-04-07 12:51 < Working_Cat> j-oak
2008-04-07 12:51 < Mike5> Astronaut John Young brought an unauthorized corned beef sandwich aboard the Gemini III mission and offered it to Virgil "Gus" Grissom. This resulted in potentially hazardous crumbs floating around the cabin of the spacecraft in the microgravity environment.[1]
2008-04-07 12:56 < kenlyric> I, for one, welcome our new ant overlords
2008-04-07 12:58 < Mike5> "Packaging for space food serves the primary purposes of preserving and containing the food."
2008-04-07 12:59 < NotACow> Mike5: is that wikipedia?
2008-04-07 12:59 < Mike5> yes
2008-04-07 13:00 < NotACow> how clever
2008-04-07 13:10 < Working_Cat> moo i say
2008-04-07 13:11 < NotACow> moo
2008-04-07 13:20 < Working_Cat> in the time after WW2, in your opinion, which country has had the most kickass/successful military strategy?
2008-04-07 13:21 < ggreer> america, duh
2008-04-07 13:22 < NotACow> Working_Cat: switzerland.
2008-04-07 13:22 < ggreer> we have gone to war more times than any other country
2008-04-07 13:22 < Working_Cat> ggreer: "successful"
2008-04-07 13:22 < ggreer> Working_Cat: "kickass"
2008-04-07 13:22 < ggreer> :P
2008-04-07 13:22 < Working_Cat> NotACow: heh, i meant someone who actually fought :P
2008-04-07 13:22 < ggreer> oh, burn
2008-04-07 13:22 < NotACow> Working_Cat: have you read sun tzu?
2008-04-07 13:23 < NotACow> Working_Cat: once you actually go to battle, you have already lost the war
2008-04-07 13:23 < Working_Cat> ggreer: US army has on many occassions failed to kick any sort of ass.
2008-04-07 13:23 < Working_Cat> NotACow: yeah, but sometimes it cant be helped.
2008-04-07 13:23 < Working_Cat> NotACow: when you are being attacked by 4-5 countries for example
2008-04-07 13:23 < NotACow> Working_Cat: if you were truly adept, you would convience two of them to attack the other three, and not you
2008-04-07 13:24 < ggreer> Working_Cat: that's usually not the army's fault though. they get their hands tied by public opinion
2008-04-07 13:24 < Working_Cat> ggreer: either way. also, some of those had nothing to do with public opinion.
2008-04-07 13:24 < Working_Cat> NotACow: military strategy, not political strategy
2008-04-07 13:24 < NotACow> Working_Cat: you cannot divide the two
2008-04-07 13:25 < Working_Cat> well cannot, but how many times has it happened that someone has made the allies fight each other
2008-04-07 13:25 < NotACow> Working_Cat: you really should read sun tzu
2008-04-07 13:25 < NotACow> Working_Cat: more than you might realize.
2008-04-07 13:25 < Working_Cat> NotACow: i should. but you are just stalling.
2008-04-07 13:25 < NotACow> i gave my answer. switzerland.
2008-04-07 13:26 < Working_Cat> i said actually having fought
2008-04-07 13:26 < NotACow> dude, people don't invade switzerland because the swiss army would totally kick their butts.
2008-04-07 13:26 < Working_Cat> but nevermind. troll on.
2008-04-07 13:26 < Aqwis> swiss army knives > guns
2008-04-07 13:27 < NotACow> Aqwis: they have guns too
2008-04-07 13:27 < Aqwis> oh.
2008-04-07 13:27 < NotACow> every adult swiss male is issued a gun and shown how to us it
2008-04-07 13:27 < NotACow> and anybody who tries to invade switzerland is going to be facing a bunch of angry, well-armed swiss, quite ready to shoot them. and they know the lay of the land.
2008-04-07 13:28 < NotACow> so i say that's a pretty solid military strategy
2008-04-07 13:28 < NotACow> it has effectively kept the peace in switzerland and kept them out of war for a LONG time now
2008-04-07 13:28 < NotACow> what the hell more do you want from a military?
2008-04-07 13:29 < ggreer> if every country was like switzerland life would be pretty lame
2008-04-07 13:30 < ggreer> of course if every country was like america we'd all be dead by now
2008-04-07 13:30 < NotACow> maybe we are all dead now and just haven't noticed
2008-04-07 13:31 < ggreer> NotACow: shut up m. night shamalalalyayalalan
2008-04-07 13:31 < NotACow> ggreer: gesundheit?
2008-04-07 13:32 < ggreer> that sort of twist ending is something m. night shamalan would come up with
2008-04-07 13:32 < NotACow> ggreer: ah
2008-04-07 13:32 * NotACow moos at the elevated cat
2008-04-07 13:33 < ggreer> I don't know how to spell or pronounce his last name, so I just put a bunch of "la"s in it
2008-04-07 13:33 < TheWeasel> Pff.
2008-04-07 13:40 < Leslie_S> http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/creditcard/application.shtml
2008-04-07 13:40 < Leslie_S> could the bank have been even more stupid?
2008-04-07 13:47 < Red_Farmer> Hello...I messed up. Is there an admin free who can help me do a history merge of my talk page real quick. I messed up and moved it when I was archiving my user page
2008-04-07 13:52 < CharlotteWebb> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Leonard_Cohen&curid=83534&diff=204016126&oldid=203820099
2008-04-07 13:53 < CharlotteWebb> i think this would be covered by WP:NOT#PAPER or something like that
2008-04-07 13:53 < CharlotteWebb> actually [[List of cover versions of Leonard Cohen songs]] should be a separate article
2008-04-07 13:54 < CharlotteWebb> hmm
2008-04-07 13:54 < Leslie_S> Red_Farmer still need it done?
2008-04-07 13:54 < CharlotteWebb> really though i would like to scream at this guy and tell him to look up "constructive" in the dictionary
2008-04-07 13:54 * Leslie_S looks helpful
2008-04-07 13:54 < CharlotteWebb> but that would be... uncivil
2008-04-07 13:54 < CharlotteWebb> ish
2008-04-07 13:55 * CharlotteWebb sighs eternally
2008-04-07 13:55 * Leslie_S stabs Red_Farmer
2008-04-07 13:55 < Leslie_S> i have limited time. if you want it done, wakeup.
2008-04-07 14:32 < sorryitwasme> i never thought i'd say this, but three cheers for the french
2008-04-07 14:33 < Warpath> what did they do? O_O
2008-04-07 14:35 < sorryitwasme> the olympic protesters put out the torch three times
2008-04-07 14:35 < sorryitwasme> we didn't manage it in london even with fire extinguishers
2008-04-07 14:35 < sorryitwasme> but then no one does civil disobedience like the french
2008-04-07 14:38 < kingturtle> gmorning
2008-04-07 14:39 < sorryitwasme> h'lo
2008-04-07 14:39 < Antibuddha> hi
2008-04-07 14:45 < Antibuddha> i just learned that in france people tried to kill the torch bearer in protest of china being china
2008-04-07 14:45 < Antibuddha> this is wonderful news
2008-04-07 14:45 < sorryitwasme> heh, kill?
2008-04-07 14:45 < sorryitwasme> i think they were just after the torch
2008-04-07 14:45 < Antibuddha> i now have hope that the war between capitalism and communism is alive and well
2008-04-07 14:48 < sorryitwasme> unfortunately it's only the poor capitalists who are fighting
2008-04-07 14:48 < sorryitwasme> the rich have decided that communism is a nice little earner for them right now
2008-04-07 14:48 < Antibuddha> it doesnt matter
2008-04-07 14:49 < Antibuddha> so long as millions of humans perish i am happy
2008-04-07 14:49 < sorryitwasme> they're all in tibet
2008-04-07 14:49 < Antibuddha> it was always thus
2008-04-07 14:49 < sorryitwasme> the rest of the world will just see a few races and then move on to london 2012
2008-04-07 14:51 < Antibuddha> i recently watched the movie lord of war
2008-04-07 14:51 < Antibuddha> and it was partly about the wars in africa
2008-04-07 14:51 < Antibuddha> and when i saw all those actors dying i saw, like god, that it was good
2008-04-07 14:52 < sorryitwasme> i hate to tell you this
2008-04-07 14:52 < sorryitwasme> but if you die on film
2008-04-07 14:53 < Pilotguy> Sorry, it was you!
2008-04-07 14:53 < sorryitwasme> you don't die in real life
2008-04-07 14:53 < Antibuddha> true, but at the end of the movie it said it was based on actual events
2008-04-07 14:53 < Antibuddha> i assume people dying is what the movie was based on
2008-04-07 14:53 * Pilotguy humps Anti
2008-04-07 14:53 * Pilotguy humps Antibuddha too
2008-04-07 15:04 < Antibuddha> what the hell is this wikipedia sentence supposed to mean
2008-04-07 15:04 < Antibuddha> The couple welcomed their second child, daughter Ava Lila Rae, on January 30th, 2008.
2008-04-07 15:04 < Antibuddha> wtf is welcomed?
2008-04-07 15:04 < Antibuddha> someone gave birth to their child not welcomed
2008-04-07 15:05 < Antibuddha> wtf
2008-04-07 15:05 < Antibuddha> jesus christ
2008-04-07 15:06 < sorryitwasme> they had the child several days earlier but she was formally welcomed to their alligator cult on that date
2008-04-07 15:06 < Antibuddha> is "welcomed" some scientology phrase and you guys are all scientologists?
2008-04-07 15:07 < Messedrocker> Antibuddha, it is possible to have an unwanted child
2008-04-07 15:07 < Aqwis> don't feed it
2008-04-07 15:07 < Messedrocker> if hes a troll ban him
2008-04-07 15:08 < Aqwis> i can't.
2008-04-07 15:08 < Antibuddha> there's no question whether or not im a troll
2008-04-07 15:08 < Antibuddha> only wikipedians suffer from such indecision
2008-04-07 15:09 < kenlyric> http://www.thefreedictionary.com/welcome
2008-04-07 15:09 < kenlyric> To receive or accept gladly
2008-04-07 15:10 * kenlyric feeds
2008-04-07 15:10 * nsh frowns
2008-04-07 15:10 < nsh> where do i remember Antibuddha from
2008-04-07 15:10 < Antibuddha> what you are trying to teach me the definition of welcomed now?
2008-04-07 15:10 < kenlyric> oh no, not you
2008-04-07 15:11 < nsh> Antibuddha, are you annoying in any other channels or networks or just here?
2008-04-07 15:11 < kenlyric> helpful knowledge for people with actual brains
2008-04-07 15:11 < Antibuddha> im annoying everywhere
2008-04-07 15:11 * nsh nods
2008-04-07 15:11 < sorryitwasme> kenlyric: you won't find any of those on the internet
2008-04-07 15:11 < Antibuddha> stop nodding you might break your neck
2008-04-07 15:12 < Antibuddha> hello my name is nsh i actually typed "/me nods"
2008-04-07 15:12 < Antibuddha> jesus christ can someone fix the goddamn article
2008-04-07 15:12 < nsh> shh.
2008-04-07 15:13 < NotACow> no
2008-04-07 15:14 < NotACow> goddamned articles cannot be fixed without holy writ from god.
2008-04-07 15:14 < NotACow> do you have a holy writ?
2008-04-07 15:14 < morwen> In stone?
2008-04-07 15:14 < morwen> sure, i got one here
2008-04-07 15:14 < Antibuddha> hello my name is NotACow i associate all discussions with the topic of god to diffuse any solution to wikipedia's stupid mistakes
2008-04-07 15:17 < Thehelpfulone2> Antibuddha: [[WP:CIVIL]]
2008-04-07 15:18 < NotACow> Antibuddha: you may benefit in the long term from the judicious use of an oral pear
2008-04-07 15:18 < Antibuddha> what we need is a civil war
2008-04-07 15:18 < sorryitwasme> Antibuddha: i always thought being a troll would provide lulz, but you've not said anything funny yet
2008-04-07 15:18 < sorryitwasme> i'm disappointed
2008-04-07 15:19 < Antibuddha> sorryitwasme: sorry im not here to be funny when your wikipedia encyclopedia tries to fuck my brain with its stupidity
2008-04-07 15:19 < sorryitwasme> hahaha
2008-04-07 15:19 < sorryitwasme> oh wait
2008-04-07 15:19 < kenlyric> cool
2008-04-07 15:19 < kenlyric> new feature
2008-04-07 15:19 < kenlyric> ?
2008-04-07 15:20 < kenlyric> [[WP:BRAINFUCK]]
2008-04-07 15:21 < nsh> an oral pear, eh?
2008-04-07 15:21 < sorryitwasme> Antibuddha: if something is trying to fuck your brain with its stupidity, is that anything like a same-sex relationship?
2008-04-07 15:21 < Antibuddha> yeah considering wikipedia always shows up in the top 5 of every search i do
2008-04-07 15:22 < Antibuddha> and i always click the wikipedia link, hoping to give it even higher position so that it fucks with more people's brains
2008-04-07 15:22 < NotACow> Antibuddha: get that filter that removes wikipedia hits from google results
2008-04-07 15:22 < Antibuddha> it is good that wikipedia fucks with others brains, but it is bad that it fucks with mine
2008-04-07 15:22 < nsh> is it good or bad that you fuck with ours?
2008-04-07 15:22 < Antibuddha> you presume to have a brain
2008-04-07 15:22 < Shiroi_Neko> I sense a soul in search of answers...
2008-04-07 15:22 < Antibuddha> i laugh at such insinuation
2008-04-07 15:22 < sorryitwasme> at least someone is laughing
2008-04-07 15:23 < Antibuddha> i have no questions and no answers
2008-04-07 15:23 < nsh> that's nice for you
2008-04-07 15:23 < nsh> then perhaps you should shut the fuck up
2008-04-07 15:23 < NotACow> I LAUGH AT YOUR PATHETIC WHING
2008-04-07 15:23 < nsh> or something to that extent :-)
2008-04-07 15:23 < NotACow> WHINING
2008-04-07 15:23 < NotACow> GO TROLL SOMEWHERE ELSE
2008-04-07 15:23 < Antibuddha> i cant i am banned from everywhere else
2008-04-07 15:23 < Antibuddha> and in channels where there is no banning i am on ignore
2008-04-07 15:23 < NotACow> go figure.
2008-04-07 15:23 < sorryitwasme> but how can they resist your charm?
2008-04-07 15:24 < NotACow> !op someone in here needs your help
2008-04-07 15:24 < snowolf> yeah?
2008-04-07 15:24 < Antibuddha> sorryitwasme: by making stupid sarcastic comments like yours
2008-04-07 15:24 < Pilotguy> :O
2008-04-07 15:24 < kingturtle> interesting, antibuddha. why antibuddha?
2008-04-07 15:24 * Pilotguy helps whoever needs help
2008-04-07 15:24 < Antibuddha> kingturtle: why what
2008-04-07 15:24 < NotACow> snowolf: there's someone here who is having trouble deciding on his purpose in life. i was hoping you could help him.
2008-04-07 15:24 * Ceiling_Cat watches whoever needs help
2008-04-07 15:24 * snowolf left whoever needs help with Pilotguy
2008-04-07 15:24 * Ceiling_Cat likes to watch
2008-04-07 15:24 < kingturtle> why are you antibuddha?
2008-04-07 15:24 < snowolf> *leaves
2008-04-07 15:24 * Pilotguy points Antibuddha that way -------->
2008-04-07 15:24 < Antibuddha> kingturtle: because i just am
2008-04-07 15:25 < Ceiling_Cat> kingturtle - because if he collides with regular buddha, the will annihlate each other to produce gamma rays
2008-04-07 15:25 < NotACow> Ceiling_Cat: hey, free energy.
2008-04-07 15:25 < kingturtle> i was hoping for something with a little more umph
2008-04-07 15:25 < nsh> nah, he's just the buddha of france
2008-04-07 15:25 < Shiroi_Neko> Ceiling_Cat umm
2008-04-07 15:25 < Shiroi_Neko> you are confusing this with matter-antimatter reactions
2008-04-07 15:25 < cimon> its all kings all the way down
2008-04-07 15:25 < Ceiling_Cat> Shiroi_Neko - that was the not-so-subtle implication, yes
2008-04-07 15:26 < Shiroi_Neko> Ceiling_Cat have you met anti-Ceiling_Cat
2008-04-07 15:26 < NotACow> what, floor doggie?
2008-04-07 15:26 < Antibuddha> if you guys want me to stop trolling help bit torrent finish downloading me this movie thats been downloading for 80 hours
2008-04-07 15:26 < Ceiling_Cat> Shiroi_Neko - yes, remember Chernoyble?
2008-04-07 15:26 < Ceiling_Cat> that was the last time we met
2008-04-07 15:26 < Shiroi_Neko> That was a nuclear meltdown
2008-04-07 15:26 < Ceiling_Cat> that's what they want you to think
2008-04-07 15:26 < Shiroi_Neko> not a matter-anti matter reaction
2008-04-07 15:27 < Shiroi_Neko> Ceiling_Cat I dont think
2008-04-07 15:27 < Shiroi_Neko> I know
2008-04-07 15:27 * Shiroi_Neko is a Wispard
2008-04-07 15:27 < Antibuddha> im going to start making jokes about wikipedia 2.0
2008-04-07 15:28 < sorryitwasme> thanks for the warning
2008-04-07 15:28 < Working_Cat> quanticle|away: Schrodinger_Cat
2008-04-07 15:28 < Antibuddha> is there such a thing?
2008-04-07 15:28 < Pilotguy> sorryitwashim
2008-04-07 15:28 < Ceiling_Cat> Antibuddha -NEEDZ MORE KAT JOKES
2008-04-07 15:28 < Working_Cat> as a warning, no
2008-04-07 15:28 < Working_Cat> Ceiling_Cat! whos up?
2008-04-07 15:28 < Antibuddha> whats the difference between a good cat and a bad cat?
2008-04-07 15:28 < Antibuddha> a bad cat is still alive
2008-04-07 15:28 < Working_Cat> Antibuddha: on an average, 10 feet.
2008-04-07 15:29 < Shiroi_Neko> Ceiling_Cat did you know every time you touch your anti-self, got kills a cat joke?
2008-04-07 15:29 < sorryitwasme> bad cat is baaaaaaad
2008-04-07 15:29 < Antibuddha> why did your pet cat get run over by a car when you were a kid?
2008-04-07 15:29 < Antibuddha> because cats are stupid
2008-04-07 15:29 * Shiroi_Neko slaps Ceiling_Cat with a blackhole
2008-04-07 15:29 < Messedrocker> what is gay cat then?
2008-04-07 15:29 < Shiroi_Neko> Messedrocker a gay cat is a dog
2008-04-07 15:29 < NotACow> Messedrocker: fabulous
2008-04-07 15:30 < Antibuddha> whats the difference between a cat in wikipedia and a cat in real life?
2008-04-07 15:30 < Antibuddha> nothing
2008-04-07 15:30 < sorryitwasme> i miss that wonderful time when you were a troll
2008-04-07 15:31 < Antibuddha> you dont like my jokes?
2008-04-07 15:31 < Working_Cat> what is the difference between Antibuddha's 'jokes' and poor attempts at humor?
2008-04-07 15:31 < sorryitwasme> they make my spleen cry
2008-04-07 15:31 < Antibuddha> Working_Cat: nothing
2008-04-07 15:31 < Working_Cat> absolutely nothng
2008-04-07 15:31 < Antibuddha> LOL
2008-04-07 15:32 < sorryitwasme> i can't shake the feeling that this is a distraction while buddha steals all the good silverware in the next room
2008-04-07 15:32 < Shiroi_Neko> Ceiling_Cat
2008-04-07 15:32 < Shiroi_Neko> you like jokes?
2008-04-07 15:32 < Shiroi_Neko> Lets do a knock knock joke
2008-04-07 15:32 < Working_Cat> knock knock
2008-04-07 15:32 < Shiroi_Neko> whos there?
2008-04-07 15:33 < Messedrocker> your face
2008-04-07 15:33 < Working_Cat> no one. that was the sound of your mamma getting knocked up.
2008-04-07 15:33 < Chetblong> O_O
2008-04-07 15:33 < Shiroi_Neko> okay
2008-04-07 15:33 < Shiroi_Neko> lets try again
2008-04-07 15:33 < Working_Cat> hey popeye
2008-04-07 15:33 < Chetblong> Working_Cat: LOL
2008-04-07 15:33 < Shiroi_Neko> knock knock
2008-04-07 15:33 < Working_Cat> whos there
2008-04-07 15:33 < Ceiling_Cat> Shiroi_Neko - I like jokes
2008-04-07 15:33 < Shiroi_Neko> me, I kill you
2008-04-07 15:33 < Chetblong> Shiroi_Neko: LOL
2008-04-07 15:33 < Ceiling_Cat> Shiroi_Neko - what kind of sex do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
2008-04-07 15:33 < Shiroi_Neko> Silence!
2008-04-07 15:33 < Working_Cat> ok fine. i wont open the door.
2008-04-07 15:33 < Shiroi_Neko> I kill you!
2008-04-07 15:33 < Chetblong> I KILL YOU
2008-04-07 15:33 < Chetblong> XD
2008-04-07 15:34 < Messedrocker> How many penguins does it take to decorate a dog house?
2008-04-07 15:34 * Chetblong watched what Shiroi_Neko is talking about
2008-04-07 15:34 < Ceiling_Cat> Answer: gang rape
2008-04-07 15:34 < Shiroi_Neko> Messedrocker 2 and a half
2008-04-07 15:34 < Messedrocker> Purple, because ice cream has no bones.
2008-04-07 15:34 < Chetblong> Ceiling_Cat: O_O
2008-04-07 15:34 < Shiroi_Neko> Ceiling_Cat why 9 out of 10?
2008-04-07 15:34 < Antibuddha> knockknock
2008-04-07 15:34 < Chetblong> who's there?
2008-04-07 15:34 < Ceiling_Cat> Shiroi_Neko - think about it
2008-04-07 15:34 < Antibuddha> jesus
2008-04-07 15:34 < Chetblong> :O
2008-04-07 15:34 < Ceiling_Cat> I'm sure you'll figure it out :P
2008-04-07 15:34 < Antibuddha> knock knock
2008-04-07 15:34 * Chetblong bows
2008-04-07 15:34 < Shiroi_Neko> Ceiling_Cat what if all 10 are raping each other
2008-04-07 15:34 < Chetblong> who's there?
2008-04-07 15:34 < Antibuddha> the second coming of jesus christ
2008-04-07 15:34 < Chetblong> LOL
2008-04-07 15:35 < Working_Cat> lol @ last one
2008-04-07 15:35 < Ceiling_Cat> Shiroi_Neko - that's usually not how it works
2008-04-07 15:35 < Shiroi_Neko> Ceiling_Cat I am sure there is such a hentai
2008-04-07 15:35 < Shiroi_Neko> which is your area of expertise
2008-04-07 15:35 < Ceiling_Cat> I can't help it - I like to watch
2008-04-07 15:35 < Ceiling_Cat> BRB
2008-04-07 15:35 < Messedrocker> Let's hold Wikimania in Israel
2008-04-07 15:35 < Messedrocker> I'd love that
2008-04-07 15:35 < Shiroi_Neko> Ceiling_Cat no ecchi!
2008-04-07 15:36 < Shiroi_Neko> Messedrocker so would Achmed
2008-04-07 15:36 < Chetblong> ah.. that's his name
2008-04-07 15:36 < Chetblong> Achmed
2008-04-07 15:36 < Shiroi_Neko> Achmed the dead terrorist
2008-04-07 15:37 < Shiroi_Neko> Good evening, infidels!
2008-04-07 15:37 < Chetblong> lol
2008-04-07 15:37 < Chetblong> Silence... I KILL YOU!
2008-04-07 15:37 < Shiroi_Neko> Are you scared?
2008-04-07 15:37 < Chetblong> no
2008-04-07 15:37 < Shiroi_Neko> Raaah!
2008-04-07 15:37 < Shiroi_Neko> And now?
2008-04-07 15:37 * Chetblong points out that Achmed id dead
2008-04-07 15:37 < Chetblong> *id
2008-04-07 15:37 < Chetblong> *is
2008-04-07 15:37 < Chetblong> bah
2008-04-07 15:38 < Shiroi_Neko> Ahraaaa!
2008-04-07 15:38 < Shiroi_Neko> How about now?
2008-04-07 15:38 < Shiroi_Neko> God dammit!
2008-04-07 15:38 < Shiroi_Neko> oh oh
2008-04-07 15:38 < Shiroi_Neko> I mean Allah damn it
2008-04-07 15:38 < Chetblong> lol
2008-04-07 15:38 < Chetblong> i loved that part
2008-04-07 15:38 * Messedrocker is wired from this Amp slurpee
2008-04-07 15:39 < Messedrocker> good thing i didn't get the 40 oz
2008-04-07 15:39 < Shiroi_Neko> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go
2008-04-07 15:39 < Antibuddha> i found an awesome porn game for warcraft 3
2008-04-07 15:39 < Antibuddha> its challenging and has dozens of porn picks
2008-04-07 15:40 < Shiroi_Neko> Views: 41,601,155
2008-04-07 15:40 < Shiroi_Neko> Antibuddha and you expect any one of us to be excited?
2008-04-07 15:40 < Shiroi_Neko> If you wnt to excite us, give us the url
2008-04-07 15:40 < Shiroi_Neko> We'll let Ceiling_Cat rate it
2008-04-07 15:40 < Antibuddha> if i give u the link you might report it to the website and have it taken down for being porn
2008-04-07 15:41 < Antibuddha> :(
2008-04-07 15:41 < Shiroi_Neko> You really think anybody here has a high moral value like that?
2008-04-07 15:41 < Shiroi_Neko> this is #wikipedia
2008-04-07 15:41 < Antibuddha> ok
2008-04-07 15:41 < Shiroi_Neko> the channel Ceiling_Cat lurks
2008-04-07 15:41 < Antibuddha> http://www.epicwar.com/maps/15350/
2008-04-07 15:41 < Shiroi_Neko> come on
2008-04-07 15:41 < Antibuddha> you have to use godmode to beat the game solo
2008-04-07 15:41 < Antibuddha> its meant for 5+ players
2008-04-07 15:42 < Shiroi_Neko> orgy?
2008-04-07 15:42 < Shiroi_Neko> godmode in a sex game
2008-04-07 15:42 < Shiroi_Neko> hmmmmm
2008-04-07 15:42 < Antibuddha> you have to kill cenarius' heroes to see the porn
2008-04-07 15:42 < sorryitwasme> does it result in hercules?
2008-04-07 15:42 < Shiroi_Neko> Antibuddha oh...
2008-04-07 15:43 < Shiroi_Neko> I thought you lost hitmode in acts of sex
2008-04-07 15:43 < Shiroi_Neko> awwww
2008-04-07 15:43 < Shiroi_Neko> my world collapsed
2008-04-07 15:43 < Antibuddha> i've played dozens of wc3 porn games this is the most challenging and rewarding
2008-04-07 15:43 < Antibuddha> why does dell take ten days to make a damn computer
2008-04-07 15:44 < Shiroi_Neko> because god damned them
2008-04-07 15:45 < Antibuddha> i heard dell was laying off 8000 US employees so i got a computer fast
2008-04-07 15:45 < Antibuddha> i dont want to pay international shipping
2008-04-07 15:48 < Shiroi_Neko> yea well
2008-04-07 15:48 < Shiroi_Neko> dell needs employees sacrificed to survive
2008-04-07 15:48 < Shiroi_Neko> seems like an incan tradition
2008-04-07 15:51 < Working_Cat> heh
2008-04-07 16:02 < Lubaf> Today, on Jerry Springer: "Trannies and Carnies".
2008-04-07 16:02 < Lubaf> Top that.
2008-04-07 16:02 < Messedrocker> that's insensitive
2008-04-07 16:02 < HumbertHumbert> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIStory <-- Why is the article saying that this album is "conflicting"?
2008-04-07 16:02 < Messedrocker> how dare they refer to people with the wrong bodies as TRANNIES
2008-04-07 16:02 < Messedrocker> HumbertHumbert, I think it means "conflict-inducing"?
2008-04-07 16:02 < Lubaf> Messedrocker: I suspect they were going for the joke, rather than being insensitive.
2008-04-07 16:03 < Messedrocker> or CONFLICTIVE
2008-04-07 16:03 < Messedrocker> Lubaf, oh I know, I myself use "tranny" on a regular basis.
2008-04-07 16:04 < Messedrocker> I use offensive words on a non-offensive basis, because I am insensitive like that.
2008-04-07 16:04 < Lubaf> I don't watch Springer, but a show I do watch is on right before it.
2008-04-07 16:04 < Messedrocker> what was that segment about anyway?
2008-04-07 16:04 < Messedrocker> transsexuals and carnival folk?
2008-04-07 16:04 < Lubaf> Messedrocker: I changed the channel, and am afraid to change it back, but given the title, I suspect so.
2008-04-07 16:05 < Messedrocker> are you afraid of trannies?
2008-04-07 16:05 < Messedrocker> hello saint fortyseven
2008-04-07 16:05 < Lubaf> No, I just find the title of the episode indicative of Springer in general.
2008-04-07 16:09 < HumbertHumbert> Messedrocker: Oh...
2008-04-07 16:09 < HumbertHumbert> That makes more sense.
2008-04-07 16:09 < HumbertHumbert> But badly worded.
2008-04-07 16:12 < Antibuddha> jerry springer on the jerry springer show?
2008-04-07 16:12 < Lubaf> Antibuddha: Given your nick, I figured you were watching it right now.
2008-04-07 16:12 < Antibuddha> Jerry, why do you do what you do for a living?
2008-04-07 16:12 < Antibuddha> Because, Jerry, it's what I know how to do best
2008-04-07 16:19 < Shiroi_Neko> Oh look! A head!
2008-04-07 16:19 * Shiroi_Neko shoots Ceiling_Cat's head
2008-04-07 16:20 * NotASpy hands Ceiling_Cat the a little band-aid
2008-04-07 16:20 < Shiroi_Neko> NotASpy is that wise?
2008-04-07 16:20 < Shiroi_Neko> Its merely a flesh wound
2008-04-07 16:21 * Ceiling_Cat huggles Shiroi_Neko's fleshy body
2008-04-07 16:21 * Working_Cat forms a band to aid Ceiling_Cat's medical expenses
2008-04-07 16:21 < NotASpy> 'tis but a flesh wound. Not it isn't, I took your arm clean off...
2008-04-07 16:21 < Working_Cat> NIIII
2008-04-07 16:21 < FastLizard4|away> o_O
2008-04-07 16:22 < Working_Cat> hey look! the lizard is mutating
2008-04-07 16:22 * FastLizard4|away is?
2008-04-07 16:22 * Working_Cat huggles FastLizard4|away
2008-04-07 16:22 < NotASpy> burn him, burn him.
2008-04-07 16:22 < FastLizard4|away> NotASpy: Burn yurself :P
2008-04-07 16:23 < Shiroi_Neko> hmm
2008-04-07 16:23 < Shiroi_Neko> this is fun
2008-04-07 16:23 * Shiroi_Neko shoots Ceiling_Cat's head some more
2008-04-07 16:23 < Sonja> what's the english word for a "glass or clay beer glass with a handle, sometimes with a metal cover/lid, usually 1 litre or half a litre"?
2008-04-07 16:23 < Shiroi_Neko> it now has enough holes for all the practical purposes
2008-04-07 16:24 < NotASpy> Sonja: tankard
2008-04-07 16:25 < Sonja> thk
2008-04-07 16:27 * Shiroi_Neko collides Olipro with nicks some more
2008-04-07 16:27 < Shiroi_Neko> wheeee!
2008-04-07 16:27 < Shiroi_Neko> bouncy bouncy
2008-04-07 16:31 < Shiroi_Neko> aww
2008-04-07 16:31 < Shiroi_Neko> not enough head holes....
2008-04-07 16:32 < Working_Cat> okay, I have a Q....
2008-04-07 16:32 < Working_Cat> and surprisingly, its on topic
2008-04-07 16:33 < Working_Cat> O.O i know!
2008-04-07 16:33 < NotASpy> I've got a P
2008-04-07 16:33 < Working_Cat> NotASpy: I got a NP
2008-04-07 16:33 < Working_Cat> but in any case,
2008-04-07 16:33 < Working_Cat> check out [[Jessica Hagy]]
2008-04-07 16:33 < Alkivar> More proof alabama needs to be destroyed
2008-04-07 16:33 < Alkivar> check out this alabama yearbook photo: http://i29.tinypic.com/qxjjet.jpg
2008-04-07 16:33 < Working_Cat> Alkivar: what happ
2008-04-07 16:34 < Working_Cat> ok i suppose that not exactly work safe
2008-04-07 16:34 < Messedrocker> wwwait
2008-04-07 16:34 < Messedrocker> she's preggo!
2008-04-07 16:34 < Alkivar> nothing is shown
2008-04-07 16:34 < Mike_H> Alkivar: I call shenanigans
2008-04-07 16:34 < Mike_H> he has crappy dyed hair
2008-04-07 16:34 < Mike_H> that's Alabama from at least
2008-04-07 16:34 < Messedrocker> that's a YEARBOOK PHOTO!!??
2008-04-07 16:34 < Mike_H> three or four years ago
2008-04-07 16:34 < Messedrocker> AND THEY'RE SHIRTLESS
2008-04-07 16:34 < Messedrocker> AND SHE'S PREGGO
2008-04-07 16:34 < Messedrocker> for the love of christ!
2008-04-07 16:35 < ST47> >.>
2008-04-07 16:35 < The359> that can't be a yearbook photo...
2008-04-07 16:35 < Mike_H> It isn't.
2008-04-07 16:35 < Mike_H> It's some shitty Glamour Shot.
2008-04-07 16:35 < Working_Cat> anyways... shall we discuss something relevant to wikipedia
2008-04-07 16:35 < Mike_H> no
2008-04-07 16:36 < The359> wikity wikity what?
2008-04-07 16:36 < Working_Cat> i might just be about to make my first non trivial (relatively) change
2008-04-07 16:36 * Working_Cat rolls eyes.
2008-04-07 16:36 < Working_Cat> forget it.
2008-04-07 16:36 < Mike_H> this would be relevant to Wikipedia if it had the title Image:Trashy_Dad_with_Shitty_Hair_and_Fat_Girlfriend_by_David_Shankbone.jpg
2008-04-07 16:36 < Working_Cat> Mike_H: im not talkin bout the damn pic
2008-04-07 16:39 < Working_Cat> is it a cool thing to interview someone with the intent of using that info to update wiki?
2008-04-07 16:40 < Messedrocker> you'd have to publish your interview
2008-04-07 16:40 < Messedrocker> and to do that you have to have their permission
2008-04-07 16:40 < Messedrocker> also you have to publish it through some reputable medium
2008-04-07 16:41 < Working_Cat> would a blog that has 3 avid rabid fans and which is updated twice every one year qualify as a 'reputable medium'?
2008-04-07 16:41 < bumm13> no
2008-04-07 16:42 < Working_Cat> even if it was published by someone with a nick ending in '_Cat'?
2008-04-07 16:42 < Messedrocker> Working_Cat, if you posted it on your website it'd probably be fine
2008-04-07 16:42 < Messedrocker> at least with me
2008-04-07 16:42 < Rayhou> g'night everyone
2008-04-07 16:42 < ST47> gnight
2008-04-07 16:42 < Working_Cat> Messedrocker: well the last 2 Qs were more of a joke.
2008-04-07 16:43 < ST47> NotASpy reboots fastly
2008-04-07 16:43 < ST47> That was less than a minute
2008-04-07 16:43 < ST47> impressive.
2008-04-07 16:43 < Working_Cat> first one was a serious Q, but for the sake of knowing.
2008-04-07 16:44 * Mike_H pets Rayhou
2008-04-07 16:44 < Working_Cat> Messedrocker: would a blog that was voted best (though i do not trust popular votes) on Time.com deserve an article?
2008-04-07 16:44 < Messedrocker> actually, probably
2008-04-07 16:44 < Working_Cat> esp if its actually intelligent and funny and innovative
2008-04-07 16:44 < Working_Cat> Messedrocker: http://indexed.blogspot.com/
2008-04-07 16:45 < Rayhou> I got pet'd :D
2008-04-07 16:45 < Working_Cat> i know a few other articles it could be cross-reff'd with
2008-04-07 16:45 < Working_Cat> its a red link atm
2008-04-07 16:45 < Rinn> Isn't Indexed considered a webcomic? Good luck with the deletionists.
2008-04-07 16:46 < TheWeasel> this
2008-04-07 16:46 < Working_Cat> well its still published as a blog
2008-04-07 16:46 < TheWeasel> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veterinary_obstetrics
2008-04-07 16:46 < TheWeasel> is a brilliantly informative article
2008-04-07 16:46 < Working_Cat> hey ThePolecat
2008-04-07 16:47 < bumm13> hiya Weasel
2008-04-07 16:47 < Rinn> But it's considered a webcomic. Webcomic articles will bring down the venerated reputation of Wikipedia among The Important Ones, after all.
2008-04-07 16:47 < bumm13> they will!
2008-04-07 16:48 < TheWeasel> hey
2008-04-07 16:48 * Mike_H pets TheWeasel
2008-04-07 16:48 * Mike_H pets bumm13
2008-04-07 16:48 * TheWeasel weasels
2008-04-07 16:49 < Working_Cat> Rinn: xkcd has a fill fledged article on wiki
2008-04-07 16:49 < CharlotteWebb> hehehe http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents&diff=204067180&oldid=204067008
2008-04-07 16:49 < Rinn> Working_Cat: I'm sure they're working on getting rid of that.
2008-04-07 16:49 < Working_Cat> and if we can have [[More Cowbell]], [[Indexed(blog)]] shouldnt be bad :P
2008-04-07 16:50 < bumm13> I don't think something being mentioned in Time automatically makes it notable
2008-04-07 16:51 < ST47> >.>
2008-04-07 16:51 < Working_Cat> bumm13: thats y i asked
2008-04-07 16:51 < Working_Cat> also, indexed IS pretty famous among xkcd-fanboys
2008-04-07 16:51 < bumm13> so?
2008-04-07 16:52 < bumm13> that's like 0.000000002% of the population of the networked world :P
2008-04-07 16:52 < Working_Cat> well, i intended to put up a 'persistent fanboy' act, but since, im at work, i will keep away from histrionics.
2008-04-07 16:52 < bumm13> heh, ok
2008-04-07 16:53 < Working_Cat> on [[geek humor]] "The neutrality of this article is disputed."
2008-04-07 16:53 < Working_Cat> wtf
2008-04-07 16:53 < bumm13> helps to solidly define "geek", firstly
2008-04-07 16:54 < CharlotteWebb> sounds self-fulfilling
2008-04-07 16:55 < Working_Cat> lol in the 'see also' "WP:LAME A directory of archived edit wars kept for entertainment value."
2008-04-07 16:55 < template6> There was a website that used to have user submitted IRC conversations on it
2008-04-07 16:56 < template6> similar in style to that Wikipedia page
2008-04-07 16:56 < Working_Cat> template6: quotedb
2008-04-07 16:56 < Working_Cat> template6: xkcdb
2008-04-07 16:57 < Working_Cat> template6: limerickdb
2008-04-07 16:57 < Working_Cat> though the last one was not exactly for IRC convos, but most limericks submitted are from irc chans
2008-04-07 16:57 < template6> ahh yes xkcd
2008-04-07 16:57 < template6> haven't seen that site in years
2008-04-07 16:58 < Rinn> Working_Cat: Bash?
2008-04-07 16:58 < Working_Cat> Rinn: whom?
2008-04-07 16:59 < Rinn> .org
2008-04-07 16:59 < nsh> popquiz: when did the fbi stop conducting internal propagit campaigns against american citizens groups?
2008-04-07 17:00 < Working_Cat> nah, i dont have any thing against .org s
2008-04-07 17:00 < The359> bash.org is an IRC quote site
2008-04-07 17:00 < Working_Cat> nsh: what do u mean they stopped
2008-04-07 17:00 < mavhc> they didn't stop, they just had a rest
2008-04-07 17:00 < nsh> dingdingdingding
2008-04-07 17:00 < nsh> jus checkin
2008-04-07 17:01 < Working_Cat> nsh: awesome. my "reminder" came up exactly the moment you said "dingdingding"
2008-04-07 17:01 * nsh wonders what the current incarnation of cointelpro is though
2008-04-07 17:01 < nsh> Working_Cat, that's pretty cool,, or suspicious..
2008-04-07 17:01 < nsh> mostly cool
2008-04-07 17:01 < nsh> reminder for whatnow?
2008-04-07 17:02 < Working_Cat> timesheet
2008-04-07 17:03 < nsh> sakharov multisheeted spacetime, eh
2008-04-07 17:04 < Working_Cat> nsh: spot on
2008-04-07 17:05 < Mike_H> nsh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnHQcinWUNE
2008-04-07 17:05 < Mike_H> Big Brother is down to six people
2008-04-07 17:05 < Mike_H> :DD
2008-04-07 17:05 < nsh> you use the term people too loosely
2008-04-07 17:05 < Mike_H> six things
2008-04-07 17:05 < Mike_H> there.
2008-04-07 17:06 < nsh> coo