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2008-01-01 22:04 < Geoff_Plourde> Who cares?
2008-01-01 22:04 < Geoff_Plourde> what is chavez going to do
2008-01-01 22:04 < Geoff_Plourde> send them bananas
2008-01-01 22:04 < Geoff_Plourde> ?
2008-01-01 22:04 < shimgray> Nations recognised by only one state can get surprisingly far if no-one is willing to send in the tanks
2008-01-01 22:04 < shimgray> I mean, look at Cyprus
2008-01-01 22:05 < Messedrocker> shimgray: The Confederate States of America was recognized by exactly one country
2008-01-01 22:05 < Geoff_Plourde> who?
2008-01-01 22:05 < Messedrocker> some german state
2008-01-01 22:05 < Messedrocker> look it up
2008-01-01 22:05 < Alkivar> I thought france recognized it as well?
2008-01-01 22:06 < Geoff_Plourde> lovely
2008-01-01 22:06 < Messedrocker> maybe france just humored them
2008-01-01 22:06 < NotACow> BABY DON!
2008-01-01 22:06 < Geoff_Plourde> france doesn't count
2008-01-01 22:06 < NotACow> ER
2008-01-01 22:06 < NotACow> BABY DON
2008-01-01 22:06 < NotACow> DOWN
2008-01-01 22:06 < NotACow> W
2008-01-01 22:06 < NotACow> W
2008-01-01 22:06 < NotACow> W
2008-01-01 22:06 < NotACow> W
2008-01-01 22:06 < NotACow> W
2008-01-01 22:06 < NotACow> sorry
2008-01-01 22:06 < NotACow> BAD KEY
2008-01-01 22:06 * NotACow expects to get yelled at no by the chanops
2008-01-01 22:06 < shimgray> anyhow, 2007 is not 1861. the US would do a hell of a lot so as not to send troops in to fight Americans - it's Wilson's "kith and kin" over again, a thousand times more so
2008-01-01 22:06 < NotACow> the stupid bot has probably screamed already
2008-01-01 22:09 < Geoff_Plourde> it probably broke
2008-01-01 22:10 < Geoff_Plourde> who runs it?
2008-01-01 22:11 < shimgray> anyhow, 3am, bed
2008-01-01 22:14 < jtizzle1854> it's 3am there shimgray? where are you located?
2008-01-01 22:14 < shimgray> UTC :-)
2008-01-01 22:15 < jtizzle1854> ?
2008-01-01 22:15 < quanticle> jtizzle1854: Greenwich Mean Time
2008-01-01 22:16 < quanticle> shimgray: what does UTC stand for?
2008-01-01 22:16 < jtizzle1854> so what time is it eastern time shimgray?
2008-01-01 22:16 < quanticle> jtizzle1854: Eastern time = UTC - 5
2008-01-01 22:17 < jtizzle1854> why don't you say 10pm bed shimgray? you just wanted to sound fancy?
2008-01-01 22:18 < brown_cat> any americans here?
2008-01-01 22:19 < Starnestommy> pong
2008-01-01 22:19 < Geoff_Plourde> ya!
2008-01-01 22:22 < The359> Americans are too stupid to know how to use the internet
2008-01-01 22:22 < The359> or something
2008-01-01 22:22 < brown_cat> xD
2008-01-01 22:22 < brown_cat> too late
2008-01-01 22:22 < brown_cat> I found another american
2008-01-01 22:22 < brown_cat> thanks ;p
2008-01-01 22:22 < brown_cat> OMG@
2008-01-01 22:22 < Luna-San> Americans? On *my* internet! I don't think so!
2008-01-01 22:23 < brown_cat> OMG!!!!
2008-01-01 22:23 < Geoff_Plourde> The359: doesn't know what he is talking about.
2008-01-01 22:23 < brown_cat> I HAVE FOUND THE DEVIL'S LANGUAGE WIKIPEDIA!!
2008-01-01 22:23 < brown_cat> http://af.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuisblad
2008-01-01 22:23 < Geoff_Plourde> Americans made the internet
2008-01-01 22:23 < bumm13> the Internet, yes
2008-01-01 22:23 < brown_cat> you sure?
2008-01-01 22:24 < bumm13> not the Web specifically, though :)
2008-01-01 22:24 < brown_cat> :p
2008-01-01 22:24 < Luna-San> Americans made the internet.<ref>Al Gore!</ref>
2008-01-01 22:24 < Geoff_Plourde> We rule!
2008-01-01 22:24 < brown_cat> bah
2008-01-01 22:24 < bumm13> heh
2008-01-01 22:24 < brown_cat> the very same country which is destroying the world
2008-01-01 22:24 < Luna-San> Anyhow, out for an evening of movies and shenanigans. Whoo.
2008-01-01 22:25 < Luna-San> brown_cat: Oh, psh. We have plenty of help in that area. :p
2008-01-01 22:25 < brown_cat> from who? canada? mexico?
2008-01-01 22:25 < NotACow> WHEEE!
2008-01-01 22:26 < brown_cat> america = not racis, dangerous, unappealing or self distructive
2008-01-01 22:26 < NotACow> brown_cat: what america are you talking about?
2008-01-01 22:26 < brown_cat> us
2008-01-01 22:27 < brown_cat> then again I might have been talking about canada xD
2008-01-01 22:28 < White_Cat> is an admin available?
2008-01-01 22:28 < White_Cat> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Bhutto_family&action=history
2008-01-01 22:28 < White_Cat> I am apperantly an author
2008-01-01 22:28 < White_Cat> can you tell me when I made the alleged edit?
2008-01-01 22:28 < NotACow> ADMINS ARE EVIL
2008-01-01 22:28 < NotACow> DO NOT TALK TO THEM
2008-01-01 22:28 < White_Cat> NotACow I'll take my chanses
2008-01-01 22:29 < brown_cat> xD
2008-01-01 22:29 < NotACow> White_Cat: you should
2008-01-01 22:29 < NotACow> your sacrifice will be to the greater benefit of ikipedia
2008-01-01 22:29 < White_Cat> I already have
2008-01-01 22:30 < White_Cat> I dont work for ikipedia
2008-01-01 22:30 * NotACow contmpelates casssis
2008-01-01 22:30 < NotACow> cassis and gin sounds like a really good combination
2008-01-01 22:31 < brown_cat> "Even though 9-1-1 was introduced in 1968, the network still does not completely cover some rural areas of the United States" <---- NotACow: that is development xD
2008-01-01 22:31 < jtizzle1854> what was before 9-1-1?
2008-01-01 22:31 < jtizzle1854> before 1968
2008-01-01 22:31 < brown_cat> 0
2008-01-01 22:31 < jtizzle1854> ?
2008-01-01 22:31 < White_Cat> pearl harbot
2008-01-01 22:31 < NotACow> jtizzle1854: you hadd to kno the nubber of you rlocal police deparmtne
2008-01-01 22:31 < White_Cat> that was the previous worst disaster
2008-01-01 22:32 < NotACow> jtizzle1854: they'd send out stickers you could put on the pone with the numbers
2008-01-01 22:32 < brown_cat> and before that, they picked up the phone ant asked the operator to put you through xFD
2008-01-01 22:32 < White_Cat> *pearl harbor
2008-01-01 22:32 < White_Cat> named after a pokemon game
2008-01-01 22:32 < NotACow> or yuof could dial 0 and hope the operator knew
2008-01-01 22:32 < NotACow> i remember when wer got 911 in indianapolis
2008-01-01 22:32 < White_Cat> 9/11 and 911 have such a resemblance
2008-01-01 22:33 < brown_cat> yep
2008-01-01 22:33 < White_Cat> I wonder if people are paralysed after dialing 911
2008-01-01 22:33 < brown_cat> hahaha
2008-01-01 22:33 < White_Cat> you know a 1 minute of slience
2008-01-01 22:33 < bumm13> the emergency number?
2008-01-01 22:33 < NotACow> White_Cat: i've called 911 three times, and all three times i wasn't remotely paralyzed.
2008-01-01 22:33 < White_Cat> then the national anthem
2008-01-01 22:33 < White_Cat> then the reading of the proclamation of independence
2008-01-01 22:33 < NotACow> declaration of independence, you fool
2008-01-01 22:33 < White_Cat> then the reading of UN Human rights thing
2008-01-01 22:34 < White_Cat> reading of the US Constitution
2008-01-01 22:34 < bumm13> if so, people used to have to dial 0 for the operator
2008-01-01 22:34 < White_Cat> and by the time you are all done with that I hope the emergency will be resolved
2008-01-01 22:34 < NotACow> OOOH FIRE
2008-01-01 22:34 < NotACow> FIRE FIRE FIRE
2008-01-01 22:34 < bumm13> (to connect to emergency services)
2008-01-01 22:35 < NotACow> BURN BABY BURN
2008-01-01 22:35 < NotACow> HI BJWEEKS
2008-01-01 22:35 < NotACow> WOULD YOU LIKE A FIRE?
2008-01-01 22:35 < jtizzle1854> some books say that the founding fathers are the ones that signed the declaration of indepedence i think the founding fathers are the ones who wrote the US constitution
2008-01-01 22:35 < White_Cat> bjweeks NotACow wants to burn you
2008-01-01 22:35 < brown_cat> NotACow: Problems
2008-01-01 22:35 < brown_cat> There are some issues with the assignment of the number 9-1-1.
2008-01-01 22:35 < brown_cat> [edit] Nine-One-One or Nine-Eleven?
2008-01-01 22:35 < bjweeks> What did I do...
2008-01-01 22:35 < brown_cat> lmfao
2008-01-01 22:35 < brown_cat> hhahaa
2008-01-01 22:35 < NotACow> 9 1 1
2008-01-01 22:35 < NotACow> it's nine one one
2008-01-01 22:35 < bumm13> jtizzle1854: the latter sounds correct
2008-01-01 22:35 < White_Cat> jtizzle1854 US constitution is a copyvio from the french :P
2008-01-01 22:35 < NotACow> nine-eleven is a date
2008-01-01 22:35 < bumm13> declaring independence doesn't "found" anything
2008-01-01 22:35 < White_Cat> and seven eleven is a shop
2008-01-01 22:36 < brown_cat> When the 9-1-1 system was originally introduced, it was advertised as the "nine-eleven" service. This was changed when some panicked individuals tried to find the "eleven" key on their telephones
2008-01-01 22:36 < brown_cat> xD
2008-01-01 22:36 < bumm13> after all, the Confederacy declared independence (without a fancy document)
2008-01-01 22:36 < NotACow> haha
2008-01-01 22:36 < bumm13> but they did not become a separate country
2008-01-01 22:36 < NotACow> BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
2008-01-01 22:36 < White_Cat> bumm13 they had a fancy document
2008-01-01 22:36 < White_Cat> they had an index card with the word
2008-01-01 22:37 < NotACow> anybody here know anyting about plexiform neuromas?
2008-01-01 22:37 < White_Cat> Indepen
2008-01-01 22:37 < White_Cat> dence
2008-01-01 22:37 < White_Cat> written
2008-01-01 22:37 < White_Cat> with glittering sides
2008-01-01 22:37 < NotACow> FRINGES
2008-01-01 22:37 < NotACow> IF THE FLAG HAS FRINGES YOU CANNOT CONVICT
2008-01-01 22:37 < White_Cat> and on the back of it the rebel flag :)
2008-01-01 22:38 < White_Cat> texas probably has the least creative slogan
2008-01-01 22:38 < White_Cat> lone star state?
2008-01-01 22:38 < NotACow> GREAT BEAR STATE
2008-01-01 22:38 < NotACow> GREEN MOUNTAIN STATE
2008-01-01 22:38 < NotACow> BLUE SKY STATE
2008-01-01 22:38 < White_Cat> imagine what theyd call venozuela
2008-01-01 22:38 < The359> Hoosier State
2008-01-01 22:38 < NotACow> YELLOW PISS STATE
2008-01-01 22:38 < bjweeks> White_Cat: also, I've never been n a notice board, cool :p
2008-01-01 22:38 < White_Cat> unhappy smiley state?
2008-01-01 22:39 < Xihix> White_Cat!
2008-01-01 22:39 < Xihix> Why don't you archive FAC's anymore?
2008-01-01 22:39 < NotACow> DEATH TO FAC
2008-01-01 22:39 * White_Cat starts [[Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/bjweeks]]
2008-01-01 22:39 < NotACow> Xihix: don't start trolling about FAC again, it's SO boring
2008-01-01 22:39 < White_Cat> Xihix why should I?
2008-01-01 22:39 < NotACow> Xihix: you wll be so harshing my buzz if you do
2008-01-01 22:39 < Xihix> You were cool when you did it...
2008-01-01 22:40 < White_Cat> I never did it
2008-01-01 22:40 < The359> White_Cat was never cool
2008-01-01 22:40 < White_Cat> you sure you arent confusing me with someone else?
2008-01-01 22:40 < Xihix> err
2008-01-01 22:41 < Xihix> grr why isn't /whois working?
2008-01-01 22:41 < The359> because you fail
2008-01-01 22:41 < Rinn> Xihix is n=xihix@adsl-074-166-034-239.sip.asm.bellsouth.net * Java user from java.freenode.net
2008-01-01 22:41 < Rinn> Works for me.
2008-01-01 22:41 < White_Cat> White_Cat is i=EVA@wikimedia/White-Cat
2008-01-01 22:42 < Xihix> hmm...
2008-01-01 22:42 < Xihix> Oh!
2008-01-01 22:42 < Xihix> Gah, so many cats.
2008-01-01 22:42 < Xihix> I confused you with the wrong cat.
2008-01-01 22:42 < White_Cat> I am the original
2008-01-01 22:42 < White_Cat> thats raul
2008-01-01 22:42 < White_Cat> the ceiling cat
2008-01-01 22:42 < White_Cat> a copy cat
2008-01-01 22:42 < Xihix> ah, yes yes...
2008-01-01 22:42 < Xihix> You were the one I was talking about uhh
2008-01-01 22:42 < Rinn> And then there's Brown Cat.
2008-01-01 22:43 * brown_cat is totally original
2008-01-01 22:43 < brown_cat> >.>
2008-01-01 22:43 < Xihix> popular culture, right?
2008-01-01 22:43 < brown_cat> <.<
2008-01-01 22:43 < White_Cat> Xihix yes
2008-01-01 22:43 < Xihix> ok good
2008-01-01 22:43 < Rinn> Why isn't there anyone named Felix :(
2008-01-01 22:43 * brown_cat slaps White_Cat
2008-01-01 22:43 < Rinn> Hooray!
2008-01-01 22:43 < bumm13> blasphemy!
2008-01-01 22:43 * felix pulls a cookie out of his bag
2008-01-01 22:43 * felix throws half at bumm13 and half to Rinn
2008-01-01 22:44 < bumm13> you're no Felix ;p
2008-01-01 22:44 < felix> xD
2008-01-01 22:44 * Rinn chokes on it and dies
2008-01-01 22:44 < felix> O_
2008-01-01 22:44 < felix> o
2008-01-01 22:44 * felix saves Rinn
2008-01-01 22:45 * Mahlzahn_ is happy when the cats are at play
2008-01-01 22:46 * felix_the_cat pulls a gun out of his bag
2008-01-01 22:46 * felix_the_cat shoots Mahlzahn_
2008-01-01 22:46 * Mahlzahn_ puts a cork in it
2008-01-01 22:46 < felix_the_cat> too late
2008-01-01 22:46 < Mahlzahn_> catches the bullet between his teeth
2008-01-01 22:47 * Mahlzahn_ is a feeeeerful puddytat too.
2008-01-01 22:49 < Xihix> How come Felix the Cat is an FA even though much of it is unreferenced?
2008-01-01 22:49 < Mahlzahn_> sikrit FA vote.
2008-01-01 22:50 < Xihix> :O
2008-01-01 22:50 < Xihix> sounds evil
2008-01-01 22:51 < quanticle> Xihix: Because Felix is teh awesome!!!
2008-01-01 22:51 < Xihix> I see.
2008-01-01 22:51 < Xihix> Question
2008-01-01 22:51 < quanticle> Xihix: Seriously, though, I have no more of an idea than you
2008-01-01 22:51 < Xihix> Why doesn't Raul archive FAC's anymoer?
2008-01-01 22:51 < Xihix> more*
2008-01-01 22:51 < Mahlzahn_> yes, perhaps it needs FA review
2008-01-01 22:51 < Xihix> nooo don't put it up for FAR
2008-01-01 22:51 < Xihix> dun hurt teh kitty :'(
2008-01-01 22:52 < Mahlzahn_> I wouldn't.
2008-01-01 22:52 < Mahlzahn_> its a pleasant read.
2008-01-01 22:52 * felix_the_cat cuddles Xihix
2008-01-01 22:52 < Mahlzahn_> which is more than can be said of most FAs
2008-01-01 22:53 < Xihix> I think it was before in line citations were needed
2008-01-01 22:53 < Xihix> only way it would make sense
2008-01-01 22:53 < Xihix> let me check when it was promoted
2008-01-01 22:53 < NotACow> i'm a bad person.
2008-01-01 22:53 < Xihix> 2004, yeah
2008-01-01 22:53 * Xihix rubs felix_the_cat
2008-01-01 22:54 < felix_the_cat> :D
2008-01-01 22:54 * felix_the_cat rolls around
2008-01-01 22:54 * Xihix goes on to rape felix_the_cat
2008-01-01 22:54 < felix_the_cat> O_o
2008-01-01 22:54 * Xihix has a fetish for beastality
2008-01-01 22:54 < Xihix> haha, I'm just yankin' ya...
2008-01-01 22:54 < Mahlzahn_> what is it with the ':D' emoticon. I hadn't seen it before I came to #wp
2008-01-01 22:55 < Xihix> : are eyes
2008-01-01 22:55 < Rinn> Where the heck were you before that?
2008-01-01 22:55 < Xihix> D is an open, smiling mouth
2008-01-01 22:55 < Mahlzahn_> looks like a cow's head with horns
2008-01-01 22:55 < Xihix> Have you ever seen Joel Goddard?
2008-01-01 22:55 < Xihix> it's basically his trademark smile
2008-01-01 22:55 < Mahlzahn_> cheshire cat?
2008-01-01 22:56 < bumm13> Felix is the oldx0rs :x
2008-01-01 22:56 < Xihix> http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/micketymoc/conanhate2.jpg
2008-01-01 22:56 < Mahlzahn_> all you can see of him is his smile?
2008-01-01 22:56 < Xihix> Yes, Joel Goddard's smile is basically ":D"
2008-01-01 22:57 < Mahlzahn_> hrmph
2008-01-01 22:57 < Mahlzahn_> I'm getting old.
2008-01-01 22:57 < Mahlzahn_> we didn't have such fanschy things in my day.
2008-01-01 22:58 < Xihix> What are your life goals?
2008-01-01 22:58 < Mahlzahn_> I'm retired
2008-01-01 22:58 < Xihix> ... oh.
2008-01-01 22:58 < Xihix> Well, mine is to meet Conan O'Brien.
2008-01-01 22:59 < Mahlzahn_> eww. Erring on the side of caution, eh?
2008-01-01 23:00 < Xihix> ... what?
2008-01-01 23:00 < Mahlzahn_> Noone nicer than that?
2008-01-01 23:00 < Mahlzahn_> what would you chit-chat about anyway?
2008-01-01 23:01 < MUNCHLAX> mine is to take a huge at least month-long road trip
2008-01-01 23:01 < Xihix> Conan isn't mean
2008-01-01 23:01 < Xihix> What makes you think he's mean or something?
2008-01-01 23:01 < Mahlzahn_> no, I don't know him at all.
2008-01-01 23:01 < Xihix> ooh, you mean nicer as in.
2008-01-01 23:01 < Mahlzahn_> yes. :)
2008-01-01 23:02 < Xihix> Well, I'd probably talk about his writing for the shows he's written before. eg. The Simpsons
2008-01-01 23:02 < Xihix> Ahh, whats with all this lag?
2008-01-01 23:02 < Xihix> someone ping me
2008-01-01 23:02 < Mahlzahn_> 0.83
2008-01-01 23:03 * The359 has been running Mirc 6.2 for 0secs
2008-01-01 23:03 < The359> wrong command...
2008-01-01 23:03 < Starnestommy> O_o
2008-01-01 23:03 < MUNCHLAX> T00LZ BY DA MAN UPTIME: 5wks 6days 5hrs 54mins 33secs
2008-01-01 23:04 < Mahlzahn_> Xihix: btw, I'm not /really/ retired. It just feels that way sometimes. Like since August.
2008-01-01 23:05 < Mahlzahn_> thus my ability to chat on a weekday at 5:00 am. Sad I guess.
2008-01-01 23:05 < Xihix> ahh
2008-01-01 23:05 < Xihix> so, what was my ping?
2008-01-01 23:05 < Mahlzahn_> Ping reply from Xihix in 0.83 seconds.
2008-01-01 23:05 < Xihix> hmm.
2008-01-01 23:06 < Xihix> thats not too bad, is it?
2008-01-01 23:07 < Mahlzahn_> hmm. last ping timed out
2008-01-01 23:07 < Mahlzahn_> is there a limit on how many times a user can be pinged?
2008-01-01 23:07 < Leslie_S> ......
2008-01-01 23:08 < Xihix> lol
2008-01-01 23:08 < Leslie_S> seriously, come on.
2008-01-01 23:08 < Leslie_S> how often have you seen people flood channels/
2008-01-01 23:08 < ronabop> Too many pings in the tubes!
2008-01-01 23:08 < Leslie_S> theres no limit on any type of message.
2008-01-01 23:09 < Mahlzahn_> Xihix: to put 0.83 into perspective... [INFO] Ping reply from Mahlzahn_ in 1.03 seconds.
2008-01-01 23:10 < Xihix> I see.
2008-01-01 23:10 < FastLizard4|away> [INFO] Ping reply from FastLizard4|away in 1.06 seconds.
2008-01-01 23:10 < Xihix> Does anyone here have testicles?
2008-01-01 23:10 < Mahlzahn_> I have one
2008-01-01 23:10 < Xihix> just one?
2008-01-01 23:10 < NotACow> wheee
2008-01-01 23:10 < felix_the_cat> eeeeeeeek
2008-01-01 23:10 < NotACow> moo
2008-01-01 23:10 < NotACow> moo
2008-01-01 23:10 < NotACow> moo
2008-01-01 23:10 < NotACow> moomoo
2008-01-01 23:10 < felix_the_cat> O_o
2008-01-01 23:10 < NotACow> mooomooomoomooomomomooo
2008-01-01 23:10 < FastLizard4|away> /kick-ban Mahlzahn_
2008-01-01 23:10 < NotACow> moo!
2008-01-01 23:11 * felix_the_cat attacks NotACow >:D
2008-01-01 23:11 * NotACow moos at FastLizard4|away
2008-01-01 23:11 * NotACow moos at felix_the_cat
2008-01-01 23:11 < felix_the_cat> O_o
2008-01-01 23:11 * NotACow moos at Xihix too
2008-01-01 23:11 < NotACow> moomoo
2008-01-01 23:11 < Mahlzahn_> Xihix: was that a good reply or not?
2008-01-01 23:11 * felix_the_cat attacks NotACow again >:D
2008-01-01 23:11 < NotACow> moo
2008-01-01 23:11 < NotACow> moo
2008-01-01 23:11 < NotACow> mooooooooo
2008-01-01 23:11 < FastLizard4|away> stop flooding
2008-01-01 23:11 < NotACow> moo
2008-01-01 23:11 < NotACow> moo
2008-01-01 23:11 < Leslie_S> is there a way to play the guitar with long fingernails on both hands?
2008-01-01 23:11 < NotACow> FastLizard4|away: i'm not flooding
2008-01-01 23:11 < NotACow> i'm mooing
2008-01-01 23:11 < NotACow> can't you tell the difference?
2008-01-01 23:11 < Mahlzahn_> NotACow's should be going om om or something.
2008-01-01 23:12 * FastLizard4|away leaves
2008-01-01 23:12 < NotACow> Mahlzahn_: why, i'mn not a biiiishudsh
2008-01-01 23:12 * NotACow moos at Ashfire908
2008-01-01 23:12 < Mahlzahn_> now, you're Not. A. Cow.
2008-01-01 23:12 < UninvitedCompany> Leslie_S: You have to cut your nails on your left hand to play the guitar. It is the only way.
2008-01-01 23:13 * Pilotguy slaps Xihix with a big red brick
2008-01-01 23:13 * ronabop teaches Leslie how to use a slide
2008-01-01 23:13 < NotACow> UninvitedCompany: moo!
2008-01-01 23:13 * Pilotguy puts Xihix on Schroder probation
2008-01-01 23:13 < Mahlzahn_> or play hawaiian
2008-01-01 23:13 * UninvitedCompany chases NotACow into the squeeze chute
2008-01-01 23:13 * Ashfire908 throws NotACow at his connection
2008-01-01 23:13 * ronabop also points at Dolly Parton
2008-01-01 23:13 * MrZ-man notices that NotACow is mooing an awful lot for something that isn't a cow
2008-01-01 23:13 < bumm13> or, in football, play the University of Hawaii ;)
2008-01-01 23:13 * NotACow sits on Ashfire908's connection
2008-01-01 23:14 < NotACow> MrZ-man: mooing is fun. you should try it sometime.
2008-01-01 23:14 < NotACow> moo
2008-01-01 23:14 < NotACow> moomoomoo
2008-01-01 23:14 < Leslie_S> ....
2008-01-01 23:14 < bumm13> (which is on Fox right now in the U.S. :x )
2008-01-01 23:14 < Leslie_S> will people care if i get my ears pierced?
2008-01-01 23:15 < MUNCHLAX> SNOOOOOORE
2008-01-01 23:15 < Leslie_S> i was thinking about doing it tomorrow.
2008-01-01 23:15 * Mahlzahn_ gets the joke about Kelly Martin and the moos now.
2008-01-01 23:15 < Mahlzahn_> 10 hours too late.
2008-01-01 23:15 < Leslie_S> who is this kelly martin?
2008-01-01 23:15 < UninvitedCompany> NotACow: http://www.for-most.com/squeezechutes.html - I've got one of these for sale. No reasonable offer refused.
2008-01-01 23:15 < Leslie_S> ive never heard of kelly martin.
2008-01-01 23:16 < Leslie_S> is it someone famous?
2008-01-01 23:16 < Leslie_S> is she hot?
2008-01-01 23:16 < Leslie_S> is she a dyke?
2008-01-01 23:16 < Mahlzahn_> NotACow <i=identd@pdpc/supporter/monthlysilver/karynn> “Kelly Martin”
2008-01-01 23:18 < Leslie_S> Mahlzahn, thanks for the obvious
2008-01-01 23:19 < Mahlzahn_> it wasn't obvious to me before.
2008-01-01 23:19 < Leslie_S> ever heard of sarcasm?
2008-01-01 23:19 < Leslie_S> Mahlzahn, i knew her when she WAS kelly martin.
2008-01-01 23:20 < Mahlzahn_> ok. I'm really confused now, but I'll go back to my hidey hole if thats ok.
2008-01-01 23:21 < Leslie_S> Mahlzahn, she used to be [[User:Kelly Martin]]....
2008-01-01 23:22 < Mahlzahn_> Leslie_S: no one will care if you get your ears pierced. It depends on what you hang in them. Barbells for instance tend to attract notice.
2008-01-01 23:22 < NotACow> Mahlzahn_: so do live parakeets
2008-01-01 23:22 < Leslie_S> Brandt told me that her actual name is Katie Gonad
2008-01-01 23:23 < Leslie_S> Mahlzahn, even with the male aspect?
2008-01-01 23:23 < Leslie_S> Mahlzahn, and the retarded ass gay ear thing
2008-01-01 23:23 < Mahlzahn_> *shrug*
2008-01-01 23:23 < Mahlzahn_> who cares anymore?
2008-01-01 23:23 < NotACow> Leslie_S: who the fuck cares?
2008-01-01 23:23 < Leslie_S> NotACow, dipshits.
2008-01-01 23:23 * Pilotguy_aw giggles
2008-01-01 23:23 < Leslie_S> for example, the dipshits i live with.
2008-01-01 23:23 < NotACow> Leslie_S: kill them all
2008-01-01 23:23 < Leslie_S> ;/
2008-01-01 23:24 * NotACow is still kelly martin
2008-01-01 23:24 < Mahlzahn_> well, then perhaps you ought not to tell the dipshits.
2008-01-01 23:24 < NotACow> i have court documents to prove it
2008-01-01 23:24 < Leslie_S> NotACow, i was referring to your username. and Brandt told me that kelly martin is not your real name, and that you are Katie Gonad.
2008-01-01 23:24 < NotACow> i have no username
2008-01-01 23:24 < NotACow> Leslie_S: brandt says many interesting things.
2008-01-01 23:24 < Leslie_S> NotACow, You used to.
2008-01-01 23:25 < NotACow> Leslie_S: shrug.
2008-01-01 23:25 * NotACow actually edited wikipedia the other day
2008-01-01 23:25 < Leslie_S> NotACow, i just made up the fact that brandt said that, katie.
2008-01-01 23:25 < Leslie_S> NotACow, but i like the name. :D
2008-01-01 23:25 < SNORLAX> brandt said ducks and sheeps can't crossbreed
2008-01-01 23:25 < SNORLAX> he's a liar
2008-01-01 23:26 < Mahlzahn_> is that rare for him?
2008-01-01 23:26 < Leslie_S> NotACow, i know what your former name was though :P
2008-01-01 23:26 < NotACow> Leslie_S: you shouldn't taunt DB like that you know hie logs this channel, after all
2008-01-01 23:26 < Mahlzahn_> this is daniel brandt I assume y'all are talking about?
2008-01-01 23:26 < Leslie_S> NotACow, yes, ive encountered him before.
2008-01-01 23:26 < SNORLAX> I eat logs like his for breakfast
2008-01-01 23:27 < Leslie_S> NotACow, one time in particular, i laughed about how he had my info WAY WAY wrong, and he fixed it and said thank you :P
2008-01-01 23:27 < Leslie_S> NotACow, hes just an ordinary troll though. no worse than AMouse.
2008-01-01 23:27 < NotACow> i like amouse
2008-01-01 23:28 < Leslie_S> NotACow, i liked him at one point, until i just wanted the mother fucker banned for life.
2008-01-01 23:28 < SNORLAX> the "enviroknot sock"?
2008-01-01 23:28 < NotACow> SNORLAX: who almost certainly isn't
2008-01-01 23:28 < Leslie_S> enviroknot or not, he was a fucking idiot.
2008-01-01 23:28 < NotACow> no, he's not an idiot
2008-01-01 23:28 < Leslie_S> yes, he was.
2008-01-01 23:28 < NotACow> no, you just want to think he is
2008-01-01 23:28 < Leslie_S> he did all sorts of crazy shit in here
2008-01-01 23:28 < Pilotguy> :'(
2008-01-01 23:28 < NotACow> Leslie_S: that makes him a troll, not an idiot
2008-01-01 23:28 < Leslie_S> NotACow, no, i never believed that he was enviroknot.
2008-01-01 23:28 < Leslie_S> NotACow, all trolls are idiots.
2008-01-01 23:29 < Pilotguy> Leslie_S- No, there's a difference
2008-01-01 23:29 < Leslie_S> no, you can be an idiot without being a troll, but you cant be a troll without being an idiot.
2008-01-01 23:29 < NotACow> Leslie_S: uh, dear
2008-01-01 23:29 < NotACow> Leslie_S: i'm a troll.
2008-01-01 23:29 < Leslie_S> NotACow, try harder.
2008-01-01 23:29 < NotACow> SNORLAX is a troll too.
2008-01-01 23:30 < NotACow> neither one of us is an idiot.
2008-01-01 23:30 < NotACow> Rdsmith4: hey!
2008-01-01 23:30 < NotACow> Rdsmith4: how's the weather? :)
2008-01-01 23:30 < Rdsmith4> hullo
2008-01-01 23:30 < Leslie_S> NotACow, you two are barely trolls at all.
2008-01-01 23:30 < Rdsmith4> Bit cold for skiing. (I'm in Colorado now, but not for long)
2008-01-01 23:30 < NotACow> Leslie_S: i dig to beffer.
2008-01-01 23:30 < NotACow> Rdsmith4: colorado? what the fuck you doing there?
2008-01-01 23:31 < Leslie_S> NotACow, if you were a better troll youd get banned more than i do.
2008-01-01 23:31 < Pilotguy> Rdsmith4- Not stuck are you?
2008-01-01 23:31 < Rdsmith4> Skiing. :-)
2008-01-01 23:31 < Leslie_S> NotACow, same thing for spui, i havent seen him banned in ages.
2008-01-01 23:31 < NotACow> Rdsmith4: ircing while skiing? isn't that dangerous?
2008-01-01 23:31 < Leslie_S> NotACow, and i actually like spui.
2008-01-01 23:31 < Rdsmith4> heh
2008-01-01 23:31 < NotACow> Leslie_S: uh, snorlax == spui
2008-01-01 23:31 < Leslie_S> NotACow, no shit.
2008-01-01 23:31 < Leslie_S> NotACow, thats why i used the names interchangably.
2008-01-01 23:31 * NotACow uses a spui occasionally
2008-01-01 23:31 < NotACow> teres one not far from my office
2008-01-01 23:31 < Pilotguy> spui = <3
2008-01-01 23:32 < SNORLAX> on IL 137?
2008-01-01 23:32 < Leslie_S> heh, someone the other day stole a box of Trojan Magnum XXL condoms.
2008-01-01 23:32 < Leslie_S> and someone else in the same day stole a pregnancy test kit
2008-01-01 23:32 < NotACow> SNORLAX: milwaukee and dempster, US 14
2008-01-01 23:32 < Pilotguy> We have a couple in Greensboro
2008-01-01 23:32 < Pilotguy> And a shitload in Raleigh
2008-01-01 23:32 < SNORLAX> ah
2008-01-01 23:32 < Leslie_S> i found a half-stolen box of condoms today too. not magnum XXL though.
2008-01-01 23:32 < SNORLAX> do they still have those sideways us 14 shields?
2008-01-01 23:32 < NotACow> dempster is US 14, milwaukee is some IL road but i forget which one
2008-01-01 23:32 < NotACow> SNORLAX: not that i've noticed.
2008-01-01 23:33 < NotACow> there's a squashed cloverleaf near my house, too
2008-01-01 23:33 < NotACow> intersection of US 12/US 45 and IL 64
2008-01-01 23:33 < Pilotguy> Ooh party time!
2008-01-01 23:33 < NotACow> i avoid that intersection
2008-01-01 23:34 < Pilotguy> heh
2008-01-01 23:34 < NotACow> it's fine if you're not turning
2008-01-01 23:34 < NotACow> but if you have to turn it's nasty
2008-01-01 23:34 < Leslie_S> im gonna get my ears pierced tomorrow
2008-01-01 23:34 < Leslie_S> how much is that gonna hurt :o
2008-01-01 23:34 < Pilotguy> Sounds like Bus. I-40/US 52
2008-01-01 23:34 < NotACow> it's really hard to make the turns onto IL64
2008-01-01 23:34 < SNORLAX> NotACow http://www.cosmos-monitor.com/road/sign/us/main/chgo-us14.html
2008-01-01 23:34 < [Party]> I'm having trouble with the staffers
2008-01-01 23:34 < Leslie_S> [Party], ....
2008-01-01 23:34 < Pilotguy> Leslie_s- About as much as the drama on wikipedia
2008-01-01 23:34 < Pilotguy> [Party]- Freenode staffers?
2008-01-01 23:34 < Leslie_S> Pilotguy, what about the drama at my walmart?
2008-01-01 23:35 < Mahlzahn_> Leslie_S: actually, I've met a troll who was fairly intelligent (as editors in general go). Not intelligent enough to make the trolling subtle, but he could actually spell.
2008-01-01 23:35 < NotACow> SNORLAX: i could drive by that intersection easily enough
2008-01-01 23:35 < [Party]> yup
2008-01-01 23:35 < NotACow> SNORLAX: it's like a half mile from my office
2008-01-01 23:35 < [Party]> they are accusing me of being someone else
2008-01-01 23:35 < Leslie_S> Pilot_51, my walmart has as much drama as en:!
2008-01-01 23:35 < Pilotguy> [Party]- Go to #freenode and complain then
2008-01-01 23:35 < NotACow> SNORLAX: i've never noticed it, but i don't normally use harlem there
2008-01-01 23:35 < SNORLAX> holy crap that is a tight cloverleaf
2008-01-01 23:35 < [Party]> and it's the 2nd time they removed the cloak on me
2008-01-01 23:35 < SNORLAX> that sign could be fixed by now
2008-01-01 23:35 < NotACow> SNORLAX: i call it a squashed cloverleaf for a reason
2008-01-01 23:35 < Leslie_S> Pilot_51, except its real life, and we have cops and department 99 instead of jimbo, and we have underpaid dipshits instead of admins.
2008-01-01 23:35 < Pilotguy> Leslie_S- And you're sure your co-workers aren't wikipedia editors?
2008-01-01 23:35 < Leslie_S> Pilot_51, the coworkers dont cause the drama.
2008-01-01 23:36 < NotACow> SNORLAX: the ramps act as frontage roads.
2008-01-01 23:36 < Leslie_S> Pilot_51, its primarily crazy customers.
2008-01-01 23:36 < Pilotguy> Leslie_S- You at least have managment that isn't a joke though, right?
2008-01-01 23:36 < Pilot_51> Leslie_S, do you mean Pilotguy?
2008-01-01 23:36 < Leslie_S> Pilot_51, the whole store is a joke. especially department 99.
2008-01-01 23:36 < Mahlzahn_> which is?
2008-01-01 23:36 < SNORLAX> http://maps.google.com/maps?q=woodbridge,+nj&ie=UTF8&ll=40.500087,-74.405798&spn=0.005703,0.011287&z=17&om=0 is somewhat crazier in incorporating local streets
2008-01-01 23:36 < NotACow> DEPARTMENT 99 TO TRASH COMPACTOR
2008-01-01 23:36 < Leslie_S> Mahlzahn, security
2008-01-01 23:37 < Mahlzahn_> ic
2008-01-01 23:37 < Leslie_S> NotACow, i love it when they page "I NEED A MEMBER OF MANAGEMENT TO THE GM HOLE IN THE WALL!"
2008-01-01 23:37 < Pilotguy> Leslie_S- Then I don't see how that's any diddent from wikipedia
2008-01-01 23:37 < Pilotguy> And yes I do believe you mean me
2008-01-01 23:37 < Leslie_S> Pilot_51, its real life.
2008-01-01 23:37 < Leslie_S> Pilot_51, these people can actually hurt or kill you.
2008-01-01 23:37 < Pilotguy> Ahem <<<
2008-01-01 23:37 < Pilot_51> lol
2008-01-01 23:37 < NotACow> SNORLAX: shit, that' sbad
2008-01-01 23:37 < Pilotguy> Leslie_S- You know someone named Amorrow?
2008-01-01 23:38 < Leslie_S> Pilotguy, no, why?
2008-01-01 23:38 * Pilotguy does find those people yelling on the intercom funny though
2008-01-01 23:38 < NotACow> morrow commented on my blog today
2008-01-01 23:38 < Pilotguy> You could do like at Target and use, idk, maybe walkie-talkies instead?
2008-01-01 23:38 < Pilotguy> That way the customers don't have to listen to all the tirades
2008-01-01 23:38 < NotACow> Pilotguy: that would cost money
2008-01-01 23:38 < Leslie_S> Pilotguy, we have fucking walkie talkies. it pisses me the hell off how they use the intercom instead.
2008-01-01 23:38 < Pilotguy> Oh, right
2008-01-01 23:39 < NotACow> Pilotguy: and people would steal them
2008-01-01 23:39 < Leslie_S> only half the associates actually have radios.
2008-01-01 23:39 < Pilotguy> sucks
2008-01-01 23:39 < NotACow> the other half are too stupid to operate them
2008-01-01 23:39 < Leslie_S> you cant hear the PA in half the store.
2008-01-01 23:39 < Leslie_S> NotACow, im not, and i dont have one.
2008-01-01 23:39 < [Party]> Pilotguy, do you know a unbiaised staffer?
2008-01-01 23:39 < NotACow> i feel mouzzzie
2008-01-01 23:39 < Pilotguy> Hell, I can hear it wherever I go at my local Wal-Mart
2008-01-01 23:40 < Pilotguy> It's actually one of the few that's rarely crowded
2008-01-01 23:40 < Pilotguy> Right down the road from campus
2008-01-01 23:40 < Leslie_S> Pilotguy, maybe your walmart isnt a total joke like mine
2008-01-01 23:40 < Pilotguy> [Party]- snort.
2008-01-01 23:40 < Leslie_S> Pilot_51, there are several speakers that simply dont work. you cant hear them even if the store is totally empty.
2008-01-01 23:40 < Pilotguy> Leslie_S- Hmm, possibly
2008-01-01 23:40 < Pilotguy> STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!!!!
2008-01-01 23:40 < NotACow> Leslie_S: there's no PA speaker in my department at work. i find this totally satisfying.
2008-01-01 23:41 < Leslie_S> Pilotguy, and if youre iwthin 50 feet of those annoyingass ad TVs, you cant hear it.
2008-01-01 23:41 < NotACow> Pilotguy: there's a pilot_51 in the room
2008-01-01 23:41 < Leslie_S> NotACow, i get yelled at for not hearing the pa. pisses me the fuck off.
2008-01-01 23:41 < felix_the_cat> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCe7i8zYbeY&NR=1
2008-01-01 23:41 < Pilotguy> But nonetheless that sounds like Wal-Mart
2008-01-01 23:41 < NotACow> Leslie_S: it meansa that we can ignore stupid pages.
2008-01-01 23:41 < felix_the_cat> that is soo good
2008-01-01 23:41 < Leslie_S> NotACow, one of my bosses does not believe me that i just couldnt hear the pages.
2008-01-01 23:41 < NotACow> Leslie_S: there's no reason to page any of us because we FUCKING HAVE TELEPHONES
2008-01-01 23:41 < Pilotguy> Ah yes, those useless TVs
2008-01-01 23:41 < Leslie_S> NotACow, heh.
2008-01-01 23:41 < NotACow> if we don't answer the helpdesk phone it's because WE'RE NOT IN THE DEPARTMENT
2008-01-01 23:41 < Leslie_S> Pilotguy, i smashed one yesterday
2008-01-01 23:42 < Leslie_S> i dont think i broke it...theyre mounted on rubber things.
2008-01-01 23:42 < Pilotguy> lmao
2008-01-01 23:42 < Schroeder2> I like my job, where if the bosses want to tell you something they actually have to come out to you
2008-01-01 23:42 < Schroeder2> it means they leave you alone to work
2008-01-01 23:42 < Leslie_S> but i was pulling a really really really tall pallet, and SMASHED into the tv.
2008-01-01 23:42 < NotACow> i left a voicemail on the helpdesk phone all day on the 31st
2008-01-01 23:42 < NotACow> one of us will check it tomorrow
2008-01-01 23:42 < NotACow> maye
2008-01-01 23:42 < Leslie_S> i dont see how the pallet fit in the truck
2008-01-01 23:43 < NotACow> we have no service level agreements so we can ignore a ticket for days and not get in trouble
2008-01-01 23:43 < Pilotguy> tsk tsk
2008-01-01 23:43 < Leslie_S> people will dial the paging code and then leave the phione off the hook all day.
2008-01-01 23:43 < Leslie_S> its so annoying.
2008-01-01 23:43 < NotACow> Leslie_S: i'm waiting for someont to do that at work
2008-01-01 23:43 < Leslie_S> you have to run around like a chicken with its head cut off to do anything.
2008-01-01 23:43 < Pilotguy> Leslie_S- At least tell me what state you work in
2008-01-01 23:43 < Leslie_S> Pilotguy, michigan
2008-01-01 23:43 < NotACow> Leslie_S: i'm not sre how to deal with that short of rebooting the switch
2008-01-01 23:43 < Pilotguy> big city? small?
2008-01-01 23:43 < Leslie_S> small.
2008-01-01 23:43 < Leslie_S> NotACow, i think they reboot the switch
2008-01-01 23:44 < Pilotguy> strange
2008-01-01 23:44 < Leslie_S> Pilot_51, why?
2008-01-01 23:44 * Pilotguy guesses Wal-Mart is the only place in-town to shop
2008-01-01 23:44 < NotACow> actuallt i could probably just reboot the phone that has the line seized, or admin-fail the port
2008-01-01 23:44 * Pilotguy is also PilotGUY
2008-01-01 23:44 < NotACow> PILOTCHIK
2008-01-01 23:44 < Leslie_S> Pilotguy, why would you make a retarded assumption like that?
2008-01-01 23:44 < Pilotguy> Leslie_S- Becuase Wal-Mart drives everyone else away
2008-01-01 23:45 < Pilotguy> Leslie_S- At least that's what happened here
2008-01-01 23:45 < Leslie_S> Pilotguy, they only drove away the mall and kmart.
2008-01-01 23:45 < Mike_H> Pilotboi
2008-01-01 23:45 < bumm13> only?
2008-01-01 23:45 < Leslie_S> Pilot_51, theres about 15 big box stores in that town
2008-01-01 23:45 < bumm13> :o
2008-01-01 23:45 * NotACow has been boycotting walmart for about 6 years now
2008-01-01 23:45 < bjweeks> haha kmart
2008-01-01 23:45 < Leslie_S> kmart is the suck
2008-01-01 23:45 < bumm13> Wal-Mart hasn't driven out Kmart in my hometown, oddly enough
2008-01-01 23:45 < Pilotguy> They drove away K-Mart, TrueValue, Musten and Cructhfield, Lowe's Foods
2008-01-01 23:45 < Schroeder2> NotACow: there's nothing wrong with Wal-Mart...
2008-01-01 23:45 < Pilot_51> wow all the attention and all i did was join
2008-01-01 23:45 < Leslie_S> Schroeder2, oh yes there is.
2008-01-01 23:45 < Leslie_S> Schroeder2, and i work there!
2008-01-01 23:46 < Leslie_S> you know what bugs me though?
2008-01-01 23:46 < Schroeder2> Leslie_S: no, there's not
2008-01-01 23:46 < Leslie_S> half the time i try to page, its busy because someone else started a page right before i did.
2008-01-01 23:46 < Leslie_S> Schroeder2, yes, there is.
2008-01-01 23:46 < Mahlzahn_> Hey, Schroeder2: Perhaps you're the guy to ask: I need info on [[Walter Benjamin]], in particular on philosophical exploration of the term "Adamic language" (adamische Sprache), and a) if he was the one to coin it, and b) who reiterated his ideas, c) if Eco uses exactly that phrase as fr.wiki suggests.
2008-01-01 23:46 < Leslie_S> Schroeder2, what, are you store manager cary?
2008-01-01 23:46 < Schroeder2> Leslie_S: incorrect
2008-01-01 23:46 < Schroeder2> Leslie_S: no, I just know right from wrong
2008-01-01 23:46 < bumm13> (although nature may have come close to having finished off that particular Kmart store)
2008-01-01 23:46 < Schroeder2> Mahlzahn_: wtf?
2008-01-01 23:46 < NotACow> kmart doesn't need help to go splat
2008-01-01 23:46 < NotACow> kmart is just crap
2008-01-01 23:47 * MrZ-man last went to Wal-Mart to take a dozen store flyers to use as packaging material
2008-01-01 23:47 < Pilotguy> NotACow- well said